Warrior Cats Random Spoofs

1K Reads!!

Firestar: *comes on the Highledge with a microphone*

ThunderClan: *cheers*

Firestar: Ahem, I just wanna say, thanks for the 1,000 reads in this spoof book, everyone! It has been such an honor to be crazy and act completely nuts for you guys out there, I was the best, but-

Squirrelflight: Firestar, you're acting like our spoofs are ending!

Firestar: They're not! But I'm done with these crazy cats! *drops the microphone and leaves*

Graystripe: He'll be back.

Sandstorm: He can't survive on his own, anyway.

Graystripe: Remember last time?

Sandstorm: (⊙...⊙ )

Firestar: *drags himself into camp* so hungry, so thirsty, so hot...

Leafpool: You were gone for 2 minutes.

Firestar: Can someone carry me?

ThunderClan: (◎ー◎) *runs off*

Firestar: Can someone at least get me a mouse?

Graystripe: Just walk away...walk away...

Firestar: starving, quenched... *dies* (XェX)

Leafpool: I haven't ever seen anyone die so weakly.

Squirrelflight: Why didn't you help him, anyway?

Leafpool: Eh, he's hopeless. I don't even try with him.

Firestar: XP

🅐/🅝

тнαикѕ єνєяуσиє ѕσ мυ¢н fσя the 1,000 яєα∂ѕ!! ι яєαℓℓу нσρє уσυ αяє єиʝσуιиg these ѕρσσfѕ ѕσ fαя(d͟o͟ n͟o͟t͟ l͟i͟s͟t͟e͟n͟ t͟o͟ F͟i͟r͟e͟s͟t͟a͟r͟, t͟h͟e͟ s͟p͟o͟o͟f͟s͟ a͟r͟e͟ n͟o͟t͟ e͟n͟d͟i͟n͟g͟)! There ιѕ нσρєfυℓℓу мαиу мσяє to ¢σмє!

- @warriorcatlover345

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