Mario *sigh* Not much of a start to 2023, is it? Cleaning this mess up, from last night...
SMG4: It's New Year's Day! People get crazy when it hits Midnight.
Mario: Yeah, and these Toads probably made the same mess when England scored a goal in the World Cup!
SMG4: I'm guessing you're right.
Mario: Why do I have to help you clean this crap up?
SMG4: Well... your just taking over Tari's job until she's back from the bathroom.
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Mario: Did you have a good Christmas, though?
SMG4: It was nice! Do you like my new hat, BTW?
Mario: Yeah... it's the same hat, but the letter is changed to an S.
SMG4: Now, people will now know that my name will start with an S!
Mario: SMG4, I bloody know!
SMG4: I'm just saying...
Later...
Mario: Here's to another pain in the ass year!!!
Luigi: Aye!
Tari: I see Gino and Emily have got a new look.
Meggy: Yep! Do you know something else?
Tari: What would that be?
Gino: Gah... Gah...
Meggy: They're starting to babble!
Emily: Ah...
Tari: OMG!!! They're growing up so fast!!!
Mario: They're only over 5 months old, now.
Meggy: Well... 6 months old on the 22nd January...
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SMG4 Fanfic: Mario Goes to Ohio and has a Mental Breakdown
FanfictionIt's the New Year... and Mario ends up in Ohio.