Translate this German to English***:
die - DEATH (it)
der - There (it)
das - Detergent (it)
Fern - plant (television)
Pfeiffer - That witch from 'Stardust' (pepper)
Dick - penis (fat)
Würst - worst (sausages)
Birnen - fire (pear)
Wie müst sie ze würst in zis.
***= Can I just say before I learnt German, this is actually what I thought these words meant so there we go
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