Boys trying to impress girls:
B: "Do you like my muscles?"
G: "Yeah!"
*Friend of boy gets needle*
*Friend of boy pops muscles*
F: LOL. THEY WERE BALLOONS
G: Omg you loser you can't even get me you dick and i'm the world's biggest nerd because i have an interest in cotton swabs
B: *facepalms*
F: Desperate LOOOOOOOL
DU LIEST GERADE
Rant Off Your Pants
Random⚠️ This book is a mess, pick it up with caution ⚠️ Full of puns, rants, weird stuff that's happened to me, pick-up lines and all sorts of things that really should not be on the Internet. You're welcome.
