Happy birthday to you
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too
Happy birthday to you
Squashed tomatoes and stew
Bread and butter in the gutter
Happy birthday to you
Crappy birthday to you
You smell just like poo
You must be a turd
Coz you live in the loo
YOU ARE READING
Rant Off Your Pants
Random⚠️ This book is a mess, pick it up with caution ⚠️ Full of puns, rants, weird stuff that's happened to me, pick-up lines and all sorts of things that really should not be on the Internet. You're welcome.
