Why are you texting me? I'm stood next to you.~ ESMP S2 Highschool AU Chatfic

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The title :) Is this original? No Do I care? Not particularly :D Also there's magic and stuff Woo :D Title suggested by @Allium687 :D

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17:: Why do children keep materialising in my garden

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by A_Fanfic_Queen

Dad-

And you're stuck in there?

Half catgirl-

Theoretically we would have accidentally broken the lock on the door of M8 and would (theoretically) be trapped inside

Dad-

Okay, well you need to (theoretically) GET OUT OF THERE :/

ShubbleYT-

I could try and magic them out

Dad-

Shelby, I love you dearly (/p), but do you remember what happened last time you tried to magic someone out of somewhere?

ShubbleYT-

It's fiiiine, the feathers on his wings grew back eventually

MythicalSausage-

ShubbleYT-

Long story

ShubbleYT-

Would you guys like me to (theoretically) teleport you out of there? With the risk of losing a few body parts? /hj

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

I mean that sounds better than a detention

Dad-

SCOTT

Dad-

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Just saying Dad

Dad-

...

ShubbleYT-

Okay gimme a sec guys :D

Half catgirl-

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Scott🏳️‍🌈-

SHELBY YOU BROKE MY PENCIL :((

ShubbleYT-

Why did you have a pencil on you in the first place?

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

To break the lock, obviously

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Makeshift lock pick yk

Dad-

Well, I'm glad you're okay now.

Dad-

But SO HELP ME, SCOTT MAJOR AND LIZZIE SHADOWLADY, IF EITHER OF YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN-

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Ahfjekjfjskkakkdjd I'm sorry :(((

Half catgirl-

At least I got my bag

TallSkyGod-

Why do children keep materialising in my garden

~TallSkyGod sent jimmycalledhimtinytom.png~

(It's a picture of Jimmy holding a small child with purple-gray skin, dark brown hair and brown eyes. The child is wearing a Christmas sweater that is far too big for him.)

Sheriff-

My kid now :D

TallSkyGod-

You can take him I already have Hermes

TallSkyGod-

Hey Pix you're a grandfather again

Dad-

Never refer to me as a grandfather ever again, I'm not even a father- /nm /lh

Sheriff-

His name is Tiny Tom :D

TallSkyGod-

Sounds like Tiny Tim

Sheriff-

Shush :D

Sheriff-

Let me have this one Joel :D

In this au Joel doesn't immediately give away his child as a Christmas gift woo :D

Also tysm for 4k reads <333 :D