Why are you texting me? I'm stood next to you.~ ESMP S2 Highschool AU Chatfic

3:: Does this small child belong to anyone?

SolidarityGaming-

Hello everybody :D

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Hey Jimmyyy :D

TallSkyGod-

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

TallSkyGod-

Does this small child belong to anyone?

~TallSkyGod sent smallchild.png~

(It's a picture of a young child, no older than two, with blonde hair, purple eyes, white wings and a flower crown.)

MythicalSausage-

:0 you have a kid Joel?

TallSkyGod-

No

TallSkyGod-

He was just sat next to the fountain in my garden

TallSkyGod-

He won't say anything

Pix-

Have you like

Pix-

Called the police?

TallSkyGod-

No?

Pix-

Then you should probably do that.

TallSkyGod-

But he's cute :(

MythicalSausage-

Yeah he's cute :(

MythicalSausage-

Can we keep him Pix?

Pix-

I

Pix-

This is a literal child we're talking about, Sausage

Pix-

Not a stray animal

MythicalSausage-

Pleaseeee? 🥺

TallSkyGod-

Please can we keep him Pixxxxx

TallSkyGod-

Asheydyeusiikfoeofgg he just called me Dad

TallSkyGod-

I'm not even kidding-

~TallSkyGod sent an audio message~

(The audio message contains the voice of a small child saying 'Dad' and laughing, as well as confused Joel noises in the background)

TallSkyGod-

Well, my kid now

TallSkyGod-

L to whoever his parents are

Pix-

Joel...

TallSkyGod-

What? His parents are nowhere to be seen.

TallSkyGod-

Bro literally materialised next to the fountain

MythicalSausage-

Can I come see the child

TallSkyGod-