Why are you texting me? I'm stood next to you.~ ESMP S2 Highschool AU Chatfic

5:: I'm 'the dad friend' apparently

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Good morning everybody 👋

Dad-

👋

Gem-

Wait what did I miss

Gem-

Who's @Dad

Dad-

I am Pix. Scott thought this would be funny because I'm 'the dad friend' apparently

Gem-

Ah I see

Gem-

Also good morning!!! :D

Skrunkly goblin man-

I've been up for 3 hours

Skrunkly goblin man-

Also

Skrunkly goblin man-

How is Pix the dad friend

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Because

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

he's like

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

The responsible one

Dad-

It's rather concerning that I've become the responsible one by telling Joel not to keep a child he found in his garden.

Skrunkly goblin man-

Wait what

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Sausage and Joel have a kid together now

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

As friends ofc

Skrunkly goblin man-

I see

Skrunkly goblin man-

Is the child cute?

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Very

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

His name is Hermes, if I remember correctly

~Scott🏳️‍🌈 forwarded smallchild.png~

Skrunkly goblin man-

:0000000

Skrunkly goblin man-

Do you think Sausage and Jeol would let me babysit the child

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

*Joel

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

And maybe? Idk lol

TallSkyGod-

Maybe

TallSkyGod-

Also good morning puny mortals

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Hey short god how are you

TallSkyGod-

I'm not short >:0

TallSkyGod-

It's in the name bro