Why are you texting me? I'm stood next to you.~ ESMP S2 Highschool AU Chatfic

9:: I propose to you this: polyamory

JoeyGraceffa-

Does anyone know where Katherine is?

ShubbleYT-

Why?

JoeyGraceffa-

Because I want to talk to my pirate princess and she's not online?

ShubbleYT-

Stop calling her that :/ you aren't dating

JoeyGraceffa-

How about don't tell me what to do???

ShubbleYT-

I mean you aren't dating so it's just really weird :/

katherineeliz-

I'm back, what did I miss? :D

katherineeliz-

Oh

ShubbleYT-

I tried to tell him to stop using his weird nickname.

JoeyGraceffa-

Nobody asked you Shelby :/

ShubbleYT-

Nobody asked you to be weird to Katherine.

katherineeliz-

Uhhhhhhh

ShubbleYT-

Katherine doesn't even like you like that.

katherineeliz-

Uhhhhhhh

JoeyGraceffa-

Well she doesn't like you like that either.

katherineeliz-

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ShubbleYT-

How is that relevant?

JoeyGraceffa-

Don't act like you don't like her :/

ShubbleYT-

Shut up :/

~Private messages between LlamaLover and MonsterSlayer~

LlamaLover-

Hey, I saw what was going on in the group chat. You okay?

MonsterSlayer-

Hhshwhdujdiieg

LlamaLover-

What's up?

MonsterSlayer-

I don't knowwwww

LlamaLover-

First of all- do you like either of them like that?

MonsterSlayer-

The opposite somehow

LlamaLover-

Wait you like both?

MonsterSlayer-

Mhm.

MonsterSlayer-

Because like even though Joey was a bit weird about it, I still just- wheheiidjdofirkof

MonsterSlayer-

But also Shelby sueuejfekofoejifot

LlamaLover-

I propose to you this: polyamory

MonsterSlayer-

Really? I don't think I'm polyamorous

MonsterSlayer-

Oh wait

LlamaLover-

I know, I'm awesome with relationship advice

MonsterSlayer-

How do you give somewhat decent relationship advice when your love life is a mess

LlamaLover-

Hey >:0

LlamaLover-

My love life is fine thank you

MonsterSlayer-

What's your mess of a relationship with Jimmy then?

LlamaLover-

I don't know what you mean

MonsterSlayer-

Rrrrreally?

MonsterSlayer-

🤨

LlamaLover-

Shush

MonsterSlayer-

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

LlamaLover-

Are you just going to send that emoji until I say I like Jimmy

MonsterSlayer-

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LlamaLover-

But I don't

MonsterSlayer-

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LlamaLover-

Okay fine I like Jimmy

MonsterSlayer-

I knew it >:D

MonsterSlayer-

Also I've been thinking I don't think there's any scenario where Shelby and Joey would like each other like that

MonsterSlayer-

Like- in a romantic way, yk?

LlamaLover-

You don't all have to like each other for a poly relationship

MonsterSlayer-

Wait, really?

LlamaLover-

Yep

LlamaLover-

Like- Shelby and Joey don't have to be dating

MonsterSlayer-

I'm gonna go google some stuff and get back to you

MonsterSlayer-

Because I know next to nothing about this

LlamaLover-

Good luckkkkk

Okay a short explanation- I always see a bunchhh of people ship Nature Wives, but I know a few ship Katherine and Joey as well so this is like- kind of a compromise?