Karlity/crew boys oneshots//. [3] ↯

Dreaming while on that ZAZA (karlity) 💠🔱 (♻️?)

Karl x Quackity
Fluff💠/lime🔱
Song: some childish gambino song
I have no idea what this is,but i thought of it when I was drawing in class

I WAS SUPPOSED TO UPLOAD THIS THIS MORNING SORRY

⚠️TW: drug use,the GANJA🍃🍃🍃

Quackity was in his band room.
He was supposed to have band practice 10 minutes ago with Karl and Sapnap,but apparently they were late.
Usually,they'd come over to the practice room,
Aka Quackitys basement,they'd get high and eat pizza,write whatever song they could come up with,and play the best one.
It worked pretty good.

But they weren't here,wich sucked,Quackity already ordered their favorite pizza,well only one big one since he was on a budget,but still.
And getting high alone,sucked too.
Sure he could just wait a little longer or just skip getting high today in general,but why would he do that?
Quackity was sloppily laying in the middle of the very low,yellow couch.
He usually sat in the middle because its the best spot,body heat from both sides..that's why he gave his spot to Karl...

He was in a black sweater and sweatpants,his hair was messy,barley covered by the beanie that was slowly slouching off of his head.
He crouch up a bit with his lighter and hit the bong he had.
He inhaled the drug for a few seconds before pulling away and exhaling.
He pulled the bowl put of the stem and lightly let the smoke clear out.
Quackity eyelids started to droop down and his eyes were slowly starting to turn red.
He quickly cleared the smoke that was left in the pipe and took another hit.

Quackity inhaled,it was some good shit.
He got from punz for a pretty good price,punz called it "panda blueberry",it obviously had something to do with Sapnap,but Sapnap wouldn't tell him.
Nevertheless,he spent his last dollars on it,the only thing he was upset about was that he wasn't sharing it with his friends.
"When will they be here already..its
like..4:25.."
Quackity laughed at his own joke.
Quackity:"so funny.."
He laid back and let the smoke blur his vision.

Quackity exhaled and slowly closed his eyes.
It was black for a few seconds.
He opened his eyes when he started hearing music....like..funky elevator music?
He looked around,the room was hotboxed all over.
Smoke was everywhere,he waved his hands to clear it out a bit.
Quackity looked infront of him confused.
"what's up dog,get it? Up dog?"
Quackity:"what the-...weed?"
There was a talking weed plant floating in the air.

It had sunglasses,it looked like a cartoon.
"Cmon Quackity...do me"
The voice echoed.
"Noo,do me!"
Karl looked next to the weed plant,karl???
It was karl,he had a skirt on...actually,he might've been in a woman's body as a whole?
Quackity had a thing for femboys,not that he'd ever admit that to anyone,but he really did.
Its not gay,fem is literally in the name??
Quackity always told himself.
Karl had thigh high socks and a cropped pink hoodie.

Karl would kill him if he ever told him he'd look nice in thigh highs and a skirt.
I mean,it was obvious?
Quackity also hated himself a bit for thinking about his best friend like that,once he found out that the way he viewed Karl didnt really pass off as "a man crush" anymore,and was actually a feeling way deeper and more meaningful,he just decided to suppress it.
Sure he flirted with Karl all the time,but he didn't really plan on actually making a move.
Atleast not sober.
Quackity:"what are you,uh...doin here...?"

"Oh cmon man,do me!"
Quackity:"shut up weed! Get out..."
The floating Zaza leaf left the room through the wall.
Karl smiled and came closer.
Karl:"now that that's out of the way..."
Karl got down on his lap,Quackity sat up.
Quackity:"do you hate me for imagining you with a skirt?"
Karl:"we all know I'd look good in it,I look good in everything"
Quackity:"that actually sounds like something you would say.."
Karl smiled and kissed him.

His lips tasted so real,like strawberry juice..
Quackity pulled away.
Quackity:"your lips taste like strawberry.."
Karl smiled.
Karl:"your obsessed with me aren't you..."
Quackity slowly nodded as Karl caressed his hair.
Karl smirked and pulled down his sweatpants along with his boxers.
Bo oioioioioioing haha
Quackity:"um..."

Karl crawled next to Quackity,he wrapped his hand around it and slowly started moving it up and down.
Quackity groaned and rolled his head back.
Karl laid down on his stomach and started placing kisses all around it.
Quackity:"mh~....love you Karl...~"
Karl:"hah,love you too man"
Quackity heard a way to real sounding voice before he felt a flash.
He quickly opened his eyes to see Karl standing infront of him,in a NOT fantasizing femboy hotbox dream kinda way.

Quackity looked around,he was sweating,and his legs were spread open.
He looked at Karl,still very high,if not higher.
Quackity:"Karl? Are you real?!"
Karl laughed as he put down his phone on the couch.
Karl:"yeah,why?"
Quackity:"cause I just saw you in my d-!..um.."
Karl smirked and tilted his head.
He looked at Quackitys crotch.
Quackitys dick was half out of his shorts,his hoodie was slightly moved up,and most importantly,he had his hand still on the tip.
Quackity:"SHIT- um..sorry about that..!"

Quackity quickly put his erection back into his shorts and wiped his hand on his hoodie.
Karl laughed.
Karl:"it's fine,im pretty sure you've mistakenly sent me a dick pic before,I know your packing"
Quackity:"I-im packing?!"
Karl looked at him teasingly.
Quackity:"Karl im high as fuck i can't tell if your joking or not...."
Karl took off his jacket and hung it up by the door.

He sat down next to Quackity before bashing a pillow over his crotch.
Quackity:"ah!~ that's low,even for you..."
Karl smiled.
He grabbed the bong and lighter of the floor before criss crossing his legs.
Karl:"I definitely want what your having.."
Quackity just looked up at the celling with his mouth slightly open.His eyes bloodshot.
Karl took a hit from the bong.
As soon as he cleared the pipe he exhaled the smoke,Karl coughed a bit,he always did.
Karl:"wow....is this pandas blueberry??"
Quackity:"yea"
Karl coughed a bit again.

Karl:"wow...that's definitely strong....also that name definitely has something to do sapnap"
Quackity:"I know right? Where is he anyways..."
Karl:"he's on a date with punz,oh,and I should tell you thattt..."
Karl got out his phone and read.
Karl:"tell Quackity im sorry for bailing,but punz asked me to accompany him to a family dinner,and he promised me some very freaky
Under the table action...Sorry man"
Quackity laughed.

Quackity:"good for him...he's paying the next pizza though"
Karl looked at him as he took another Bong rip.
Karl:"fair enough I guess,you still hard?"
Quackity lifted the pillow and put it right back down.
Quackity:"yup"
Karl laughed and put his head on his shoulder.
Karl:"fyi,you moaned my name when you were jerking off"
Quackity exhaled,he was completely off his rockers.
He whined.

Quackity:"I didnnntt!"
Karl:"nahh you definitely did...tell me,what were you jerking off too?"
Quackity looked at Karl,who was looking at him.
He admired him,should I tell him? Were both high anyway...
Quackity:"uh..you,in a skirt,with thigh highs and a cropped hoodie...next to a kush leaf..
wearing sunglasses.."
Karl looked at him for a few seconds before he started laughing.
Karl:"what?!"
Quackity started laughing too.

They sat there laughing while their eyes swelled up.
Karl put his hand on his shoulder as he tried to calm down.
Karl:"so...I was in a femboy outfit,standing next to a weed leaf with sunglasses....what the fuck is in this.."
Quackity and Karl wiped their tears as they settled down after about 4 minutes of laughter.
Karl:"Jesus Christ.."
Quackity:"yeah....so your not mad?"
Karl looked at him confused.

Karl:"no? Why would I be?"
Quackity:"um...I dunno..kinda cause I jerked off to the thought of you dressed as a femboy.."
Karl smiled.
Karl:"it's fine...we're friends?"
Quackity:"so your saying it's normal?"
Karl laughed again.
Karl:"god no,it's so far from normal man..."
Quackity smiled and looked away.
Karl smiled at him.

Karl:"..I'm saying it's okay....I mean,you once walked in on me jerking off"
Quackity:"ohhh yeah,you were playing with your nipples and everything- why didn't I think of that?! Fuck.."
Karl:"alright,didn't we say we wouldn't bring up the thing..."
Quackity:"Sorry sorry...you wanna go to Dairy Queen?"
Karl:"how? we have no Car"
Quackity:"we can take my horse"
Karl looked at him.
Karl:"you have a horse?!"
Quackity:"yeah man,its parked in my shower dude.."

(WILBUR AND QUACKITY AT LOVEJOY CONCERT AA)