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Birthday (karlity) 💠(🃏?)

Karl x Quackity
Fluff💠
Song: nothing's gonna hurt you baby - cigarettes after sex
(Anyone know what's up with the dream situation rn? I haven't heard anything for a few days is it over or?😭)
WHATS EVERYONE BEING FOR HALLOWEEN👻

It was a very special night.
Corpse and karl,along with almost everyone else were at a dinner party.
It was late at night and they were having a blast,
Except for Karl.
Karl was repeatedly blowing on his air party blower thing.you know those things you blow at kids birthday party's that make a funny sound,kinda like a kazoo? Yea,that.

He had a straight face just...blowing,for no reason.
"Hey birthday boy!"
He looked to his left as someone slid into the booth he was sitting at and put his arm around him.
Ofcours it was Quackity.
Quackity:"liking the party?"
Karl just blew the party blower.
Quackity "tsk'd" and took it out of his mouth.
Quackity:"Karl"
Karl:"it's fine I guess"
He looked back at the room fool of people enjoying themselves.he tried to smile but It just ended up looking like "🫤".

Quackity:"cmon....it's your birthday man.."
He looked at Karl,he wasn't even paying attention,he was to busy looking at his stupid boyfriend,corpse.
Quackity put his hand on his shoulder.
Quackity:"when do you plan on telling him..."
Karl:"I don't."
Quackity:"Karl-"
Karl:"Quackity,I can't ruin this...look at everyone,having fun,thinking me and corpse are perfect together...I can't just ruin that for him,or for anyone else.."
Karl looked at Quackity.

Quackity felt bad.
Quackity:"he's been cheating on you for months.."
Karl:"I know,thanks"
Quackity:"w-wait I didn't mean-!"
Karl smiled at him.
Quackity loved him so much.
Karl looked away again as soon as the slow dancing music came on.
"Karl come over here!"
Corpse shouted and the others cheered.

He fake smiled at Quackity before standing up and walking to corpse.
Karl:"sorry,the dance floors calling!"
Quackity scoffed.
Karl turned around and immediately fell into corpses hands.
They started to slow dance.
Corpse smiled at him
Corpse:"like the party?"
Karl:"I love it...thank you"

Corpse:"yea um....can we talk?"
Karl felt his heart beat fasten,is he gonna apologize for cheating on me and then I can dramatically watch him break down when I dump him???
Karl:"course we can.."
Corpse:"um,okay so....."
Karl's smile grew as he watched him look away.
Corpse:"I think we should break up.."
Nevermind.
Karl's smile dropped as his heart did too.
The music turned off,the chatter became inaudible,his feet became unstable.
He stopped dancing.

Karl:"..what?.."
Corpse:"I'm sorry Karl,I love you but!- I don't think we really work out-"
Karl:"wh- you can't do this..."
Corpse:"Karl-"
Karl:"no,you can't fucking do this- I know you've been cheating on me- I should break up with you!"
He said as he pulled away.
Corpse:"please calm down-"
Karl:"don't fucking tell me what to do! You're a fucking cheater! I'm the one who should be dumping you!"

He said trying to lower his voice so others won't hear,tears in his eyes.
Corpse:"your completely right-"
Karl:"DONT FUCKING TELL ME IM RIGHT"
He snapped,people definitely heard that.
Karl stormed away after swiping a bottle of vodka from the bar.
Now there was only corpse to look at.
Corpse:"um,everything's fine guys! he's just a bit upset.."
He reassured to the crowd.
Quackity stood up and went after Karl.

When he left the restaurant he saw Karl in the middle of the freshlycut,probably fake grassed field.
Karl just fell back on the grass.
Quackity:"Karl!"
He ran to him,he ran until he was there.
He looked at Karl who was staring at the almost black sky.
He gasped for air as he held himself up by his knees.
Quackity:"hey..what happened man.."
Karl:"He broke up with me"
Quackity:"what? You were the one who was supposed to break up with him?!"
He said as he sat down next to him.

Karl:"I know...you know..I don't know if I should be relived,I mean it's over..and I didn't have to break it to him-"
Quackity:"fuck that! He's the asshole here,
You deserve better..."
He laid down as well.
Karl scoffed.
Karl:"I do don't I...."
He smiled.
Quackity:"I'm serious...I don't understand how anyone could treat you like this...I mean..it's YOU..?"

Karl:"what's that supposed to mean?"
He smirked at Quackity, Quackity turned to him getting ready to speak his mind.
Quackity:"your Karl JACOBS"
Karl:"so?"
Quackity:"so?! Your like- the nicest person ever! Your polite but still so funny,you care about others more than yourself,you show your affection to people in such...affectionate ways?! Your just!-...your perfect.."
Karl blushed and smiled.Quackity just shrugged and looked up again.
Quackity:"I don't care if I'm being corny or gay or whatever....you deserve better.."
Karl admired him before looking back up.

Karl:"I think you might be the only person who could actually convince me I am perfect..."
Quackity scoffed.
Quackity:"good,don't ever leave me"
Karl:"I could never leave you Quackity..."
Quackity felt chills,he blamed the breeze.
Karl sighed as he ran his hand through his hair.
Karl:"I can't believe I actually liked him..."
Quackity:"well..."
Quackity took a deep breath.
Quackity:"maybe sometimes..you don't truly know what you want until it's..right infront of you.."
They looked at each other.

This was killing Karl,did he mean him or is he just saying that.
They watched as the second breeze moved their hair the same way.
Karl's eyelashes lightly swayed in the wind while he admired Quackitys shiny hair sparkle even in this darkness.
Quackity put his hand on his cheek and softly kissed him.
His lips tasted like sweetener,they were soft,like marshmallows.
A few moments later they pulled away.

Karl:"or until you kiss them on the grass at midnight on your birthday..."
Quackity scoffed as they both looked up again.
I guess this wasn't too bad.
Karl:"hey I'm...I'm really glad I have you.."
Quackity:"well I'm not a puppet you don't HAVE me-"
Karl:"shut up!"
They laughed as they started to wrestle.
They rolled around until Karl eventually pinned his hands over his head and smiled proudly.

Karl:"I got you"
Quackity laughed as he watched his tie sway up and down above him.
Quackity:"fine,I guess you got me..."
He waited a few seconds before he tightly grabbed his tie and flipped them over.so he was on top.
Quackity:"HA!"
Karl:"seriously?!"
They laughed.
Quackity rolled off onto the grass again.
Karl put his hand on his chest as well as his hand.

Quackity:"I wonder what you saw in him.."
Karl:"he actually liked me enough to move in with me,let alone kiss me...If he wasn't gonna date me who else would.."
Me,Quackity said repeatedly in his head.
Quackity:"your so stupid Karl."
Karl:"hey?!"
Quackity:"you never learn,do you?"
He said as he looked down at him and lightly gripped his hair.
Quackity:"you seriously believe that no one other than corpse would date you? There are thousands of people in the world that would pay more than their life's worth to be with you"

Karl:"oh yea,like who?"
Quackity:"like me! Literally like me"
Karl laughed,was he serious or not.
Karl:"you dick.."
Quackity:"I would literally marry you dude"
Karl kicked his feet at all of the affirmations he was getting.
Quackity sat up.
Quackity:"hey"
Karl followed curiously.
Quackity:"where will you sleep tonight?"
Karl looked around before he whined and brought his knees up to his chest.

Karl:"oh shittttttt...I'll have to talk to corpse,his stuff are still in my room.."
Quackity:"you can crash at my place if you want"
Karl:"are you sure? I don't wanna be a b-"
Quackity:"I poured my heart out to you about how perfect I think you are,you won't be a burden Karl"
Karl smiled.
Karl:"fine...thank you"