Karlity/crew boys oneshots//. [3] ↯

Vampire hunter 2 (karlity) 💠

He parked next to the lake and stopped the car.
Karl looked around while panicking,
Quackity got out.
Quackity:"you coming?"
Karl followed him.
Quackity sat down on low tree branch,Karl sat down next to him.
Quackity:"nice here,isn't it"
He softly smiled as they looked before them.
Green grass,trees everywhere,a little spot that was empty.
The sound of the flowing river behind them,it was calming,nice.

Karl:"I'd say not as nice as you but..your kinda an asshole"
Quackity scoffed.
Quackity:"my mom took me here as a kid,we had picnics"
Karl:"sounds nice.."
Quackity:"it was...sometimes I just wish I was 6 again...no arguing over stupid things,no "your the reason why dads sleeping with his secretary!' "
Karl laughed,Quackity did too.

Karl:"yea..atleast we were tolerable,we were just cute naive little kids who loved their mommy's over everything,now we're all....horny teenagers that smoke for no reason"
Quackity scoffed.
Quackity:"hey"
Karl looked at him.
Quackity:"I know your the vampire"
He teased,Karl got red and stammered.
Karl:"m-me?? A vampire?! I could nevrrr!"
Quackity raised an eyebrow.
Karl:"I mean- why out of all people me?! I wouldn't hurt a fly if it stabbed me!"

Quackity:"I know,that's why I know it's you"
Karl looked away and sighed.
Karl:"are you scared of me..."
Quackity:"oh cmon Karl,who would be scared of you."
Karl rolled his eyes annoyed.
Quackity put his hand on his shoulder and lightly shook him.
Quackity:"cmon...I won't tell anyone.."
Karl:"if it gets out,I'll have to move again-"
Quackity:"it won't get out,I would never tell anyone..."

Karl looked at him.
Karl:"did you have to tell me this? Couldn't you've just kept this for yourself until we went to college?"
Quackity shrugged,Karl sighed.
Quackity:"honestly,I think it's pretty hot"
Karl scoffed.
Karl:"dude shut up-"
Quackity:"like,yea Karl,bite my dick off!~"
He moaned as he clung onto him.
Karl tried to push him off as they laughed.
Quackity:"oh my gosh karl,you can suck the blood right out of my dick daddy~"
Karl:"ew!"
He pushed him off.

Quackity:"I bet your into that real freaky bdsm shit,like you like tying your partners up and teasing them or something"
Karl:"do I really look like the person to be into that?"
Quackity looked at him.
Quackity:"nah...your definitely the one getting tied up"
Karl chuckled and buried his face in his hands.
Quackity:"why'd you drain those two guys?"
Karl looked forward.

Karl:"I was hungry.."
Quackity:"whoa..that was kinda hot..."
He thought out loud,Karl looked at him,
Seriously?
Karl:"I had to drink..I haven't drunken in a while.."
Quackity:"why those two?"
Karl:"I dunno..they were just there,I was floating around in the woods and there was this..blue Cadillac,bouncing up and down,I looked inside and the two are making out,and I really needed to drink so I opened the door and drained them..."

Quackity:"hm...'drained' sounds pretty inappropriate,like draining balls..."
Karl punched his shoulder.
Karl:"I'm not a bad person,I promise! I only drain people,I would never actually hurt anyone!"
Quackity:"hey hey calm down...I know..."
He said as he put his hands on his shoulder and came closer.
Karl:"I drank some of their blood and left,
They woke a few minutes later and were fine..it's not like I turned or killed them.."
Quackity nodded.

Quackity:"..excuse me for asking this but..."
Karl:"oh no"
Quackity:"could you drain me?~"
Karl pushed Quackity away as he laughed.
Karl:"EWW"
Quackity:"I'm kiddding!"
Karl:"ofcourse you are..."
Quackity:"can I should you how I'd bite people?"
Karl:"what like on my hand?"
Quackity:"is that where you bite people?"
Karl looked at him,there were a solid 10 seconds of silence.

Karl:"show me.."
Quackity smiled and lightly grabbed Karl's neck.
He tilted it to the side and bit his neck.
Karl:"ha!~"
He squirmed as his feet lifted.
It wasn't even that pleasurable,he was just so sensitive.
Quackity smirked and pulled away.
Karl scratched the back of his head flustered.
Quackity:"how'd I do?"
Karl:"well,you'd suck as a vampire"
Quackity:"is that good?"
Karl tilted his head annoyed.

Karl:"here's how I'd do it"
Karl wrapped his arms around Quackity and bit his neck.
Quackity:"ow!"
Karl quickly pulled away.
Karl:"shit- sorry! I didn't mean to actually bite!"
Quackity grazed his hands over the two very small bite marks.Karl looked at them.
Karl:"dude seriously,that's barley a scratch?"
Quackity:"hey shut up!"

Karl:"awww,do you neeewd youwr mommy??? U gonna cwyyy?"
He mocked,Quackity pushed him.
Quackity:"shut up..."
Karl:"do you want me to kiss it?~"
Quackity smirked at him.
Quackity:"yea I would like that,thanks"
Karl scoffed.
Karl:"you wish.."