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No nut November [rewrite] (karlity)♻️

Karl x Quackity
Smut♻️ no penetration😉👉👌
Song:
Looooonger chapter than the original NNN Chapter in the first oneshot book,was fun to write & hope u guys enjoy 😁

It was late at night,around 1 in the morning.
Karl was at his desk in his dark room,his hand buried deep in a bowl of mike n Ike's.
He sat there until,finally,Quackity called.
Karl instantly picked up.
Karl:"hi!"
Quackity:"happy no nut November"
Karl:"Jesus Christ your such a fucking loser.."
Quackity laughed.
Quackity:"what? Your not participating?"
Karl:"I- no?-"

Quackity:"so you ARE participating?"
Karl:"what?- no! Dude there is no right answer to this"
They laughed.
Quackity:"I know I know...but it's a fun challenge"
Karl:"no it's not,it's a month where your not allowed to cum,it's weird."
Quackity:"yeaaa..but like I said,kinda fun"
Karl:"i thought you like jerking off,you talk about it like,all the time"
Karl scoffed as he shoved the candy in his mouth.

Quackity:"well you can jerk off,you just can't cum"
Karl stayed silent for a few seconds.
Karl:"you do realize you just admitted to having an edging kink,right"
Quackity didn't answer.
Quackity:"are you kink shaming me,Karl jacobs?"
He said in a high pitched voice.
Karl laughed.
Karl:"yes,I really am"
Quackity:"so you don't jerk off?"

Karl:"who said I didn't?"
Quackity cleared his throat.
Quackity:"I bet you fuckin don't.."
He said to himself.
Karl:"fuck you I jerked off like- 4 times today?!"
Quackity:"AHA! SO YOU ADMIT IT!"
Karl:"wh- no! Quackity your so fucking childish"
Quackity:"so you DID jerk off? So you DID c-"
Karl:"no I didn't!"
Quackity:"oh,you didn't?"
Karl looked around confused.

Karl:"why are you so interested in the fact that I came today or not?"
Quackity:"because I am...a disgusting human being karl."
He said acting like he meant it,Karl rolled his eyes.
Quackity:"now tell me."
Karl:"well- I did jerk off...but I didn't really finish..you know?"
Quackity:"is that normal for you?"
Karl shook his head,but then remembered that his camera wasn't on.
He laid his head back,groaned and answered.

Karl:"no...I mean,maybe? But not really.."
Quackity:"hmmm..well I think it's a very good decision that you've come to the SEX MASTER for this important issue!-"
Karl:"alright,we're done talking about his."
He said as he sighed.
Quackity:"no! I can help!"
Karl looked at his screen,he felt something weird,"I can help",help? Saying you can help with the fact that I can't cum is....idk..
Karl:"what do you mean..help,how?"
Quackity shrugged.

Quackity:"first off all say,'oh gracious sex master'-"
Karl:"oh my god.."
Quackity:"oh gracious sex master,please help me"
Karl:"Quackity I don't even want your stupid help why would I say that?!-"
Quackity:"you know you want too~"
He teased.
Karl doubted that he had a solution,let alone a solution that actually helped.but he was curious as to where this was going.

He sighed and ran his hands through his hair,realizing what he was about to say.
Karl:"fuck....oh gracious sex master...please..."
Quackity scoffed.
Karl buried his face in his hands embarrassed.
Karl:"please help me.."
Quackity:"sorry,I didn't quite catch that? You know,the part when you beg me to help you?~"
Karl:"don't push it."
Quackity:"okay okay..."
Karl inhaled,he almost felt sorry for himself.
Karl:"so what's your big life changing advice,huh"
He chuckled.

Quackity:"you'll see..."
Karl looked at his screen confused before Quackity sent him a link.
Karl:"seriously,pornhub? You think I haven't tried this-"
Quackity:"trust me bro"
Karl:"wh-?...Jesus.."
He scoffed at his own stupidity before he opened the link.
The pornhub intro played,Quackity laughed.
Karl:"shut up,this was your idea"
He said annoyed as he paused.
Quackity:"turn your camera on"

Karl:"what?- no way?-"
Quackity:"how would I know your not faking it loser?"
Karl squinted,he knew this was the dumbest thing he'll ever do but,like I said earlier,he was curious as to where this was going.
He turned it on,Quackity turned his on too.
Karl raised his arms in defeat,his posture squeezed together like an awkward guy who's mom made him go to an event with her friends because there would be "kids his age" but he just ends up sitting there for two hours playing temple run on his phone.

It always amused Quackity,he just couldn't relax,not even when you could barley see him and was miles away.
Ofcourse Karl didn't sit like this before,but he cared what Quackity thought.
Quackity:"you look nice,I like your sweater"
Quackity smiled.
Karl looked at him through his screen for a few seconds before he answered.
Karl:"uh- thanks it's uh..new.."
Karl said looking down at his blood red sweater,Quackity scoffed.

Karl felt his heart beat faster,it was the fact that he was now being observed.
He wasn't talking shit to his friend in the vc anymore,Quackity could actually see him.
Karl:"what now?"
Quackity:"take off your jeans."
Karl knew he couldn't,or wouldn't,stutter his way out of this one,so he just inhaled and did what he said.
Karl unbuckled his jeans and slightly pulled them down.