Why are you texting me? I'm stood next to you.~ ESMP S2 Highschool AU Chatfic

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The title :) Is this original? No Do I care? Not particularly :D Also there's magic and stuff Woo :D Title suggested by @Allium687 :D

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16:: PIX ARE YOU DYING DDD:

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by A_Fanfic_Queen

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Why

Dad-

I decided to be sick for fun /s

Dad-

It's because I have a really bad sore throat and I can't make any noise at all without it feeling like I'm being stabbed in the throat

Bard-

That was a very viid description I did not need

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

*vivid

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

And also oh no Dad :( are you okay

TallSkyGod-

PIX ARE YOU DYING DDD:

Dad-

Im not dying Joel, haha.

Dad-

I'll be fine, I have like

Dad-

Medicine and stuff

Dad-

And I'm going to the doctor later

Dad-

But I will be fine

Dad-

Thank you for your concern :)

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Hope you get better soonnnn

falsesymmetry-

Oh no :( I'm so sorry to hear that, hope you feel better soon <3 /p

TallSkyGod-

I'm stopping by to check on you later and you can't stop me

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

I'll stop by to check on you right now

Dad-

Scott Major, if you skip class just to check on me, so help me, I will make you rue that decision for the rest of your life. Your education is important. I wish I was in school right now :/

Bard-

Who would want to be in school

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

AAHHDJWJDHSHDJJEHDHE PIX AS SOON AS YOU SAID THAT A BOOK FROM THE TOP SHELF FELL ON ME

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

IS THIS THE WORK OF YOUR WITCHY MAGIC PIX

Dad-

Hey, Shelby's the one with the witchy magic, not me.

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

SO IT WAS SHELBY?!?!

Dad-

That's... not what I said at all.

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

@ShubbleYT why are you throwing books at me

ShubbleYT-

???

ShubbleYT-

I'm studying with Katherine in Mx Gold's room?

ShubbleYT-

Making the most of that free period, yk

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

'Studying' you say 👀

katherineeliz-

I know exactly what you're implying and you need to shush right now

katherineeliz-

Also sorry to hear that you're sick, Pix, I'll stop by with Joel later

ShubbleYT-

Wait Pix is sick? D:

Dad-

Why is everyone making such a big deal about this

Dad-

I'm not the first person ever to get sick

Dad-

I'm not even technically ill I don't think, I just have a really bad sore throat

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

We care about our father being ill

Bard-

Trueee

TallSkyGod-

Yup

Dad-

Ah ok

Dad-

As much as I do not agree with the title of dad friend, thanks guys <3 /p