Incorrect Quotes/Vines II

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Genre — Crackfic.

Warning — Language.

Requested by — N/A.

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Harry: If Manny and I were drowning, who would you save?

Duck: You two can't swim?

Harry: It's a hypothetical question! Who would you save?

Duck: My time and effort.

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Manny: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there?

Duck: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.

Manny:

Manny: *sobs*

Harry: You fucking scared him, you idiot.

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Duck: I can't believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they're all just posers. 

Harry: For the last time, we're at a funeral.

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Harry: I need life advice. 

Manny, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.

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Harry: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Duck: *turning to Manny* How tall are you?

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BONUS! (+OC)

Daisy: Ugh, it's dark in here.

Manny: Don't worry, I got this.

Manny: *Stomps his feet*

Manny: *Sketchers light up*

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Harry: Do you take constructive criticism?

Miss Rosy: I only take cash or credit.

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Thank you for reading!

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