| 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬-𝙖𝙡𝙡: 𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨. |
| Various! South Park x Female! Reader |
In which the girl that's feared by most of South Park ends up joining one of her friend's superher...
"If he actually walked there and got killed by the lasers then it would've been natural selection. No one's that fucking dumb!"
"You're not wrong." You sigh. "Still would've loved to push you into the lasers to test them out tho."
"You b-" You shut him up by putting a hand on his mouth.
"Sorry but I don't feel like listening to you scream, you ray of sunshine." You took your hand off of him and open the store's door, "Let's just get in."
You heard him mumble something under his breath as you got in, but ignored him the same way you did when he, a few seconds later, screamed about how stupid it was of you not to have a Raccoongram account for your hero persona as everyone does. "IT'S FOR PUBLICITY, GODDAMIT!"
He could never force you to have one, anyway.
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𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳 𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘵 (𝘕𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘦) - 𝘎𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘑𝘢𝘢𝘯𝘪
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"Oh, hey Eric." Greeted Towelie, who had just gone up the counter. He probably hadn't seen you yet as you were behind both Dovah and Cartman.
"Oh wow, Towelie! I thought you went to rehab."
"Yeah, I did, but now I'm back in South Park. Clean and sober almost a year. No drugs at all. And I tell you what, I don't miss it!" The living towel started with a smile, his tone turning to harsh, together with his expression which turned super serious, as he emphasized the last part.
"And you work here in a pot store?" Cartman asked. The confusion was understandable. Why would someone who was done with rehab start working in a store that sold the exact thing he went to rehab for?
"Cannabis, Eric, and yeah, it's great! Now I get high, helping people cure their insomnia, back pain, migraines, and stress, naturally!" He looked happy about his current situation and you couldn't help but smile too. You had a feeling, though, that it wouldn't last for long. "Did you know that ancient Chinese gave cannabis to their infants for teething?"
