JOKES part 1

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*1.) My parents used to say that "Studying is as easy as walking in the park."
It's true. But what they don't is, it is like walking on Jurassic Park.

2.) Doctor: Nurse, what's the condition of the guy who ate all the quarters?
Nurse: Still has no change.

*3.) Listening to your wife is like Terms and Conditions...
...even though you don't understand it, you say "I agree!"

4.) This how people react to a joke in the Internet:
1st Guy: LMAO
The Girl: This is SO offensive. So gonna be in my blog. I'm really offended!
2nd Guy: I don't get it. Therefore it is stupid.
The Swagger: Umm...I can make a meme for this...

*5.) *takes 10 selfies**deletes 20

*6.) This is cute.
*checks the price*
No it's not.

7.) Toothbrush: I think I have the worst job in the world!
Toilet paper: I think you don't!

8.) Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profit
Smart Boss + Stupid Employee = Production
Stupid Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion
Stupid Boss + Stupid Employee = OVERTIME!

9.) Guy 1: Yo mama's so fat that...
Guy 2: H-Hey don't say that! My mom is DEAD!
Guy 1: Oh My Gosh, I had no idea I'm so sorry. Please give me another chance.
Guy 2: Okay...
Guy 1: *starts to think about a new joke*
Guy 2: *sniffs*
Guy 1: Yo mama's so DEAD that...
Guy 2: *cries back again*

10.) It's a joke. Not a dick. Don't take it hard!

11.) My doctor told me to avoid unnecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill.

12.) Guy 1: Give me 100 young boys then I can change the nation.
Guy 2: Give me 100 young girls then I can create another nation.
LOL!

13.) Wife: I feel horrible! I'm so old, fat, and ugly. I really need you to tell me a compliment.
Husband: You have a really good eyesight.

14.) Son: MOM! I got 98% on my Trigonometry test!
Mom: WTF!
Son: I got 98% that's great!
Mom: That's why I said WTF!
Son: What do you think WTF means?
Mom: Well, That's Fantastic!

15.) Girl 1: What does "IDK" means?
Girl 2: I don't know.
Girl 3: Oh My G...No one knows!
The jokes with an asterisk(*) on them means I got it from either Forever Jokes by Rare Elegance or Truth Jokes by Girlmeetzbookz. The rest are gotten from this crazy thing called "INTERNET".

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