OP, Ratchet, Scorch: HEY-

Dork: [slaps duck tape over their mouth] NO! NOT ALLOWED!

Decepticons: [upset noises]

Dork: [pops right next to the human children] Your turn!!

Jack: [jumps sideways] Jeez-

Miko: [snorts] probably when I walked in on my two best friends at school in Japan kissin it up in the bathroom.

Jack: good greif-

Raf: [shrugs with a small blush] I think when my mom caught me drawing you guys, and said I had a wild imagination.

Miko: [ruffles his hair] awww that's adorable!!

Raf: [pout]

Jack: Uh.. I guess it would be the first time I worked a shift at my job. I accidentally burned myself in front of my trainer. 

Dork: [gives them all headpats before scurrying over to Taylor] and you?

Taylor: [sitting on the couch writing notes in her notebook] Oh!

Taylor: um.. I dunno, a lot of my memory is blocked off or missing.

Ratchet: [reaches over and gives her pat pat]

Scorch: [leans over the railing with a smirk] You sure you got nothing? I can remember something pretty recent.

Taylor: [blinks] what- [remembers and immediately blushes, looking away]

Ratchet: [concerned] what, what did he do?!

Scorch: [frowns] hey, who said I did anything! I just caught her doing something funny.

Taylor: [groans in embarrassment] Look, I was just.. trying it out!! Miko does it!

Miko: What?? what do I do??

Scorch: [grins and leans on his servos] I caught her trying a little tiktok dance in the hallway

Miko: [does a double take] GIRL WHAT

Smokes: [glides over with excitement] I didn't even know you had Tiktok!!

Taylor: [hiding face in her hands] I am never doing this again-

Miko: [excited] We should do them together!!

Ratchet: [confused] she did.. a what dance?

OP: [chuckles and shrugs] I'll explain to you later. 

Taylor: never ever ever..

Scorch: [giggles] Sorry, thought it would be a good embarrassing idea.

Dork: well, with all of you out of the way, time to move on to the Decepticons!

KO: [with a servo over his chest, grinning] I suppose that us two should start.

BD: [shudders] I can say with confidence that the most embarrassing thing that happened to me was when M.E.C.H. blindsided me. In front of Bulkhead, no less.

Bulk: Dude. I saved your aft. AND was almost unconscious when they got to you. Get over it.

Wheeljack: [leans on Bulkhead's arm and smirks and BD] Sounds like someone's a poor loser.

BD: [snaps] I didn't lose!!

KO: [pats Breakdown's chest] Alright, love, calm down.

Starscream: [from the corner] bet you have something embarrassing

Knockout: [flips him off] Yes, when I complimented YOU. So embarrassing.

Everyone else: 

Starscream: HOW DARE YOU?!!

Breakdown: [also flipping him off] HAHA Frag you Screamer, no flirting with my sparkmate!

Dork: following up that epic burn, Megatron?

Megatron: Well, mine would be when Orion-

OP: His is when he lost a gladiator fight against a mechling half his size who had lost to almost everyone else. Megatronous had never been more embarrassed in his life.

Megatron: I SWEAR I WILL-

Ratchet: [tosses wrench over to the corner and smacking Megan in the helm]

Optimus: [chuckles and kisses Ratchet's helm]

Dork: [peace sign] You will do nothing, Megsy. Soundwave?

Soundwave: ...

Dork: ... right. Shockwave?

Shockwave: when I was trapped on Cybertron after dealing with two small Autobots.

Arcee: [mutters something unintelligible under her breath]

Dork: Serves you right, Shockwave. Next?

Arachnid: When I was bested by a human CHILD.

Jack: [rolls eyes]

Dreadwing: Losing Arachnid when I was tasked to end her]

Arachnid: [bats optics] You got bested by an insect.

Dork: Lastly, Screamer?

Starscream: [crossing his arms and pouts] the entirety of Megatron rummaging through my memories..

Dork: [claps hands] Okay, that should be everyone!!

Smokes: [pumping servos] Lets goooo-

Dork: [giggles] I think this turned into more of a roast sesh, but that's okay!! Hope you all enjoyed this first ask!! 

Optimus: Requests are still open!

KO: Please give us something entertaining!

Dork: [smacks the camera lovingly] Stay safe, happy, and healthy!

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 16, 2022 ⏰

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