OP, Ratchet, Scorch: HEY-
Dork: [slaps duck tape over their mouth] NO! NOT ALLOWED!
Decepticons: [upset noises]
Dork: [pops right next to the human children] Your turn!!
Jack: [jumps sideways] Jeez-
Miko: [snorts] probably when I walked in on my two best friends at school in Japan kissin it up in the bathroom.
Jack: good greif-
Raf: [shrugs with a small blush] I think when my mom caught me drawing you guys, and said I had a wild imagination.
Miko: [ruffles his hair] awww that's adorable!!
Raf: [pout]
Jack: Uh.. I guess it would be the first time I worked a shift at my job. I accidentally burned myself in front of my trainer.
Dork: [gives them all headpats before scurrying over to Taylor] and you?
Taylor: [sitting on the couch writing notes in her notebook] Oh!
Taylor: um.. I dunno, a lot of my memory is blocked off or missing.
Ratchet: [reaches over and gives her pat pat]
Scorch: [leans over the railing with a smirk] You sure you got nothing? I can remember something pretty recent.
Taylor: [blinks] what- [remembers and immediately blushes, looking away]
Ratchet: [concerned] what, what did he do?!
Scorch: [frowns] hey, who said I did anything! I just caught her doing something funny.
Taylor: [groans in embarrassment] Look, I was just.. trying it out!! Miko does it!
Miko: What?? what do I do??
Scorch: [grins and leans on his servos] I caught her trying a little tiktok dance in the hallway
Miko: [does a double take] GIRL WHAT
Smokes: [glides over with excitement] I didn't even know you had Tiktok!!
Taylor: [hiding face in her hands] I am never doing this again-
Miko: [excited] We should do them together!!
Ratchet: [confused] she did.. a what dance?
OP: [chuckles and shrugs] I'll explain to you later.
Taylor: never ever ever..
Scorch: [giggles] Sorry, thought it would be a good embarrassing idea.
Dork: well, with all of you out of the way, time to move on to the Decepticons!
KO: [with a servo over his chest, grinning] I suppose that us two should start.
BD: [shudders] I can say with confidence that the most embarrassing thing that happened to me was when M.E.C.H. blindsided me. In front of Bulkhead, no less.
Bulk: Dude. I saved your aft. AND was almost unconscious when they got to you. Get over it.
Wheeljack: [leans on Bulkhead's arm and smirks and BD] Sounds like someone's a poor loser.
BD: [snaps] I didn't lose!!
KO: [pats Breakdown's chest] Alright, love, calm down.
Starscream: [from the corner] bet you have something embarrassing
Knockout: [flips him off] Yes, when I complimented YOU. So embarrassing.
Everyone else:
Starscream: HOW DARE YOU?!!
Breakdown: [also flipping him off] HAHA Frag you Screamer, no flirting with my sparkmate!
Dork: following up that epic burn, Megatron?
Megatron: Well, mine would be when Orion-
OP: His is when he lost a gladiator fight against a mechling half his size who had lost to almost everyone else. Megatronous had never been more embarrassed in his life.
Megatron: I SWEAR I WILL-
Ratchet: [tosses wrench over to the corner and smacking Megan in the helm]
Optimus: [chuckles and kisses Ratchet's helm]
Dork: [peace sign] You will do nothing, Megsy. Soundwave?
Soundwave: ...
Dork: ... right. Shockwave?
Shockwave: when I was trapped on Cybertron after dealing with two small Autobots.
Arcee: [mutters something unintelligible under her breath]
Dork: Serves you right, Shockwave. Next?
Arachnid: When I was bested by a human CHILD.
Jack: [rolls eyes]
Dreadwing: Losing Arachnid when I was tasked to end her]
Arachnid: [bats optics] You got bested by an insect.
Dork: Lastly, Screamer?
Starscream: [crossing his arms and pouts] the entirety of Megatron rummaging through my memories..
Dork: [claps hands] Okay, that should be everyone!!
Smokes: [pumping servos] Lets goooo-
Dork: [giggles] I think this turned into more of a roast sesh, but that's okay!! Hope you all enjoyed this first ask!!
Optimus: Requests are still open!
KO: Please give us something entertaining!
Dork: [smacks the camera lovingly] Stay safe, happy, and healthy!
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