Transformers: Asks and Dares (Requests Open!)

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Dork: [pop]

Dork: WELCOME BACK EVERYONE!

Optimus: [does a little wave]

Smokes: [happily running around throwing confetti]

KO: [casually checking sharp digits] it's honestly about time. We did not get to be very involved last time. 

Dork: [hand over his mouth] hush! I was stressed okay?

Dork: Anyway! We all know how this works now, no need to make this intro long! This is gonna be a long answer anyway-

Bumblebee: <It's @tanuki_official!! it's been a while!>

Wheeljack: What have we got today?

Dork: everyone take a moment to read the question and prep your answer!!

[moments of awkward silence]

Ratchet: Primus..

Smokescreen: [leans over to Ultra Magnus] um.. [points to the left]

Most of the Decepticons: [stuck in a corner with giant sized baby gates around them]

Starscream: [crossing his arms and pouting like a child]

Smokes: [whispers] Is there a reason...?

Ultra Magnus: [quietly] The... creature [gestures to Dork] did not want them to get out of hand.

Smokes: [gestures to KO and BD] And they are out becauuuuse?

Dork: because they know how to behave and I love them

KO: [cocks hip with snarky grin]

BD: [smirks and pats KO's shoulder]

Dork: Now! We'll start with Optimus!

OP: [caught a little off-guard] Oh, well.. 

OP: [takes a moment]

OP: Probably asking Megatronous out, when he was Megatronous.

Megatron: YOU MOTHER-

Wheeljack: [laughs loudly] Yea, I bet asking him out didn't age well. [snarky look to the medic]

Ratchet: [grumbling to himself] we just had to bring the ex here..

OP: [smiles a little mischievously and hugs Ratchet from behind] I know yours.

Ratchet: [groans and hides now his very flustered face]

Smokescreen: [servo flappies] OMG TEA!!

KO: Care for the juicy details, doctor?

Bulk: [chuckles] I don't know if Ratchet will be able to get the words out.