Why are you texting me? I'm stood next to you.~ ESMP S2 Highschool AU Chatfic

3:: Does this small child belong to anyone?

Sure :D

Pix-

I swear to-

Pix-

Joel please don't keep this random child

TallSkyGod-

I will keep this random child

TallSkyGod-

His name is Hermes 😌

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Pix really is the dad friend

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Trying to be all responsible and stuff

Pix-

I don't think telling Joel to call the police or someone after finding a random child in his garden makes me responsible but okay-

~TallSkyGod changed Pix's name to Dad~

Dad-

Really?

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

I have other suggestions 😏

Dad-

I'm scared

Dad-

Nevermind Dad is fine

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

😏😏😏😏 /hj

MythicalSausage-

:000 the child is so cuteeeee

TallSkyGod-

We know this Sausage

SolidarityGaming-

So moving on from Joel seeing a random child and saying 'mine'

SolidarityGaming-

How's everyone doing? :D

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Gay

MythicalSausage-

^^^ Mood

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

<3333 /p

MythicalSausage-

<3 /p

Dad-

The amount of gay jokes is astounding

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

What can I say I know what I like

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

I mean it's only platonic

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Or is it?

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Jkjkjk

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Unlesss 😏😏😏 /hj

Dad-

Okkkkay

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

I have my priorities gay what can I say

SolidarityGaming-

Isn't the saying 'I have my priorities straight'?

TallSkyGod-

Jimmy is the definition of missing the point

TallSkyGod-

And the definition of weirdly writing pages about old sheriffs

SolidarityGaming-

What? They're cool

~TallSkyGod changed SolidarityGaming's name to Toy Sheriff~

~Toy Sheriff changed their name to Sheriff~

Sheriff-

Not a toy :/

Sheriff-

Or a sheriff actually, but shhh

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

That's a shame, I have a thing for men in uniform 😔😔😏😏

Sheriff-

Shsusueirieiidsieufuwidifjeiosdojdis

TallSkyGod-

The gay panic broke his keyboard

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Fr 😏🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

TallSkyGod-

HAHSUDUEIRIDIHEJE HE WENT OFFLINE

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

What can I say, I'm so attractive I broke his phone

MythicalSausage-

:0000 uhhhhh Hermes just called me Papa-

TallSkyGod-

Oop

Scott🏳️‍🌈-

Wow you guys really just have a kid together as friends

MythicalSausage-

It would appear that is that case

Joel really just saw a child in his garden and said 'mine'. To be fair, said child literally materialised in his fountain, but still-