Selp Helf by Miranda Sings.

Ive ritten a song!

Okay guys! Bee excited cuz ive just ritten a song abowt...

myself! suprize! its a number 1 hit

okay, well theres only one ting, i havntt really ritten it yet but i no it will be on da top of da charts cuz....hellooo! ...im da queen!

this is my song ( free style.)

I love myself

and i love meat

ur lissening 2 this beat

dont forget to scrub ur feet

and dont wet ur sheets

im so goodly

im so hevenly

im a true beauty

im so pretty

dont forgit that

or ill git u with a bat

if ur a hater

ill git 2 u later

im da queen

its a routine

so think abowt it

or else...

i'll git u to smell da smells

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so there u go guys! I no u love da song! Im so talened and i no that! Im so goodly! love my song and do t bee a hater! thank u!

okay . bye.