If ur an uglee persin, nd u wan to look lick me than their r ways u can ficks ur face! Cus ur ugly...no offense.
Lisstik.
1.U hav 2 put the lisstik on ur lips.
2.1ce ur finshet, put it on da outr cornres of ur lips.
3. If it ain luchious enuf than spred it on top of ur liplyne ntil ur nose.
3.dun.
Cloths.
I HAIT PORN! so I lick 2 where cloths dat cuvur evryting: my Rms, my foot, my eer, my tonayls.etcettata...nd u shud do tha same!
Boys lick gurls dat dont do porn. so i sujjest baggy cloths, lick a baggy jumpar, a baggy sweter, a baggy swetpant, even a bag!
Hairs
Bois, mostlymy uncle, lick big and luchious forheds.so put a bob pin in ur hairs nd hold de hars back. do it on da placec dat enfesize ur forhed more.
their u go! th]t will helf u to be more lick me! (bootiful)
so fink abowt it.
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Selp Helf by Miranda Sings.
FanfictionDo u wan to bee lick me? a bootiful, inenpentant lady? than reed my booc to helf u bee a beter persin in dis worlde ful of porn and disusting things! Cus dis worled needs selp helf! (This is not actually Miranda/Colleen's book- I just wanted to have...
