Selp Helf by Miranda Sings.

Hoe it all began

i was born so famous as u probably alredy no. i was practicallaly famouser then leonard decap rio.

i wnet to a skool were everybody was so jeelus off me. they wood always say 'oh miranda! why r u so bootiful? i hate u!'

i used to cry and run to my unkle.

he'd use to clean my eers out with a stick that has cotton on top. i dont know wat its called but it felt so goodly.

he gave me sum jello and we'd watch telitubbies. it was so fun!

i used to sing a long to tha theem song and mu unkle used to say 'om g! Miranda! u sing so goodly! ohhh! like an anjel! im so prownd to be ur unkle!' and i toled him 'i know'. becuz i did

i was so bootiful and famus, boys used to all ways cum and aks me to bee there bae. i used to reeject them.

But then i met my bae, joey gracenefesca, and he lookd so perfec standing there (not in amereecan imperal underwear cuz thats porn!), aksing me 2 bee his bae. i said yes nd we started baeing. it is so goodly.

then one day, my unkle and joey sujjested me to put my self out there cuz i ws so talented and then...

2 bee continued. Thank u.