So ive bin thinkin .
ive sean peepal riting and talking wrongly.
and i want to helf u guys on hw to speek probverlally, so u can helf others 2.
so here is mirandas dikchonary.!
...my dikchonary. its mine!
meat: tha most delichus food on this wurld. (im not even keeding.) u can git it from taco bell. so good...
Sinners: mameriree heart , hanna heart, grace...you git da piture!
alkohol: da drink of da sinners.
Perfechun: myself.
Bootyful: myself.
Delichus: chapotlay.
sin: da order of da devel.
Now hear r words u need to use in ur lyfe.
Me
Myself
Meat
Baes
R u keedeen me???!!!?!!
Im not even keeding.
Haters back off!
Thats porn!
stop eet!
cameltoe.
Unkle.
miranda is bae!!!!?!?"@!
Bye.
YOU ARE READING
Selp Helf by Miranda Sings.
FanfictionDo u wan to bee lick me? a bootiful, inenpentant lady? than reed my booc to helf u bee a beter persin in dis worlde ful of porn and disusting things! Cus dis worled needs selp helf! (This is not actually Miranda/Colleen's book- I just wanted to have...
