The Life of a Gilmore and a Geller

There's The Rub

The three youngest Gilmore's walked into Luke's, looking around in shock. "Geez, look at this place." Lorelai said as they sat at a table after greeting Luke. "It's a mess." The twins said as the girls sat at a table. "Nope – can't sit here." Luke said as he approached the table with a pot of coffee. 

Vic looked up at the man in confusion, since when were they not allowed to sit wherever they wanted. "Why not?" Vic asked tilting her head to the side, they were always allowed to sit anywhere they wanted. "Three people got nailed in the head here earlier." Luke explained to the three Gilmore's who looked at him. "But their food was okay, right?" Lorelai asked as Luke let out an angered sigh. "Will you just move?" Luke asked before the twins mothers phone rang. "Outside." Luke ordered pointing to the door as the older woman dug through her purse, Vic giggled. 

"You know, if I sit here one more second, I just might be outside. Order me some coffee." Lorelai joked as she finally pulled out her phone, before heading outside. Jess walked up to the table that the twins sat at, wearing a blue hard hat, before handing Vic a black umbrella before walking away. Vic looked at boy in confusion.

"Oh, you are really funny. You and Tom should put an act together. I'd leave it open." Luke calls from behind the counter after his nephew before turning to Vic who pulled her twin closer just as debris fell from the roof and onto the umbrella. 

A few minutes later Lorelai walked back in and saw her daughter huddled under an umbrella. " I'm going to a spa with my mother." Lorelai sighed. "Lean forward." Rory ordered so her mother would be protected under the umbrella as debris fell down once again, Lorelai nodded before taking a sip of her coffee.

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Lorelai was sitting on her bed talking on the house phone while the twins walked around her room packing her suitcase. "So, then we're all confirmed. Uh, great. Thanks so much for your help. Okay, bye." Lorelai said before hanging up. "Yeeessss!" The mother said as she continued writing in her notebook. 

"That was an evil yes." Vic accused as she stood beside her mother's bed to put the clothes in her mothers suitcase. "Not an evil yes. It's a 'yes, I'm pretty, but hello, I'm smart' kind of a yes." Lorelai denied looking at the twins who folded her clothes before placing them in the bag. "Oh, our mistake." Rory teased with a smile, while her sister rolled her eyes with a laugh.

"So here's the deal – I go into my facial just as my mother is finishing her salt glow, which will end ten minutes after I've hit my scalp treatment which puts me in the watsu massage pool at least six minutes into her back facial. Uh, in fact, the day is so well planned, I won't see her until dinner which will be cut tragically short by the food poisoning I plan to contract." The mother told her twin daughters who shared a look of disbelief.

"You are twelve and disgusting." The twins said at the same time. "I am trapped and desperate." The woman defended herself making her youngest roll her eyes. "You really think you can avoid Grandma the entire weekend?" Vic asked as Rory walked towards the dresser to grab more clothes. 

"Hey, I'm nothing if not a great organizer. Now, let's talk about what you're gonna do tonight. Throwing a party, I hope? Inviting hundreds of bikers and lowlifes who are gonna trash the place?" Lorelai asked her daughters who seemed uninterested, they planned on just having a twin weekend while their mother was gone.

"We are going to do laundry, watch TV, order Indian food and go to bed early." Rory explained while Vic scrunched her nose up in disgust. "Rory is going to order Indian, I am ordering some sushi." Vic rephrased while her twin nodded in agreement. "And then come the bikers and lowlifes who are gonna trash the place?" Lorelai tried smiling at her daughters.