Groupchat - Byler, Elmax

November 11th, 2022

Byersboy: mike ilysmbiwttafbaybahydfwcnmnmsh

Whxxlermike: what the fuck does that mean

Byersboy: i love you so much but i want to throw a fucking brick at your big ass head you dumb fucking whore called nicki minaj nicki manage stupid hoe

Whxxlermike: oh

Whxxlermike: okay but lucas fucking ruined the costumes this year

ChocolateMan: I ALREADT TOLD EVERYONE I WAS BEING PATRICK SO ITS UR FAULT FOR COPYJNGG ME HOE

Whxxlermike: NO YOU COPIED ME HOE

Whxxlermike: YOU SAID YOU WOULD BE MR KRABS OR SMTH

ChocolateMan: I NEVER SAID THAT?

Whxxlermike: YES YOU DID

Byersboy: i don't think he did

MxdMaxx: SHUT UP

MxdMaxx: SLEEPOVER??

Whxxlermike: YES

Eggos4L: WE HAVENT HAD A SLEEPOVER IN SO LONG

MxdMaxx: EVERYONE GO TO MIKES HOUSE AND BRING YOUR CANDY

Whxxlermike: do i get a say in this

MxdMaxx: no

•••

There was a knock at Mike's door. He opened it and saw Will and Jane.

"No, it's not fucking funny." Will said as Jane kept laughing.

"But it is!"

"What's so funny?" Mike asked as they walked inside.

"If you tell him, I will wax your eyebrows in your sleep." Will warned.

"He got attacked my squirrels." Jane laughed. "They hit him in his dick and took his candy."

"Shut up!" Will's face went red.

"Oh..." Mike looked at Will trying to stifle his laugh. "Oh...you poor...you poor thing."

"Do not laugh or I will gauge your eyes out and force feed them to you."

Mike snorted and quickly covered his mouth.

Will rolled his eyes. "Fuck you guys, I'm going to the bathroom." Will walked off.

•••

"I'm here!" Max blurted.

Mike walked to the front door where Max was standing. "How did you get in? Literally no one let you in."

"I picked the lock." Max shrugged and walked past Mike and to her girlfriend planting a soft kiss on her lips.

Max looked in the living room and saw Will sitting on the couch with his arms crossed. "What's wrong with him?"

"He's being a baby." Jane chuckled.

"Shut up." Will said.

"What happened?" Max asked Will.

"Fuck you, that's what happened—" Will started. Max eyes widened as she held back a snort.