My Metal Family Relationship Scenarios

Knew this would happen.

I knew this was coming, especially after I made that rant...

Someone, and I'm not naming anyone, requested that I add Heavy + Dee. You know who you are. I have deleted your comment and would like to assume you are a troll who was just messing with me. As long as you NEVER post something so vile as what you typed again, I will forgive you.

Now, I will admit I have written things where two siblings share a lover. I will openly admit that. BUT I have EXPLICITLY separated the affection. They NEVER act romantically to each other. The two that I have written and immediately come to mind, though I have since taken down these books for rewriting, are Fred and George Weasley and the Hitachiin twins. Once again, they shared a partner and occasionally teamed up on them, but they NEVER showed EACH OTHER romantic interest or affection. Well, the Hitachiin twins did sorta but that was keeping in line with cannon, for anyone who's seen Ouran High School Host Club. To me, and I'm sure many of you will disagree, that's... ok. I can see the fantasy there and understand it. I can get into it enough to feed that fantasy. I'm already chill with Polyamory, obviously, and can understand why someone would fantasize about getting two brothers/sisters, especially twins, I get it BUT, in this case, I will not do it. With every other time I have written something where two siblings shared a partner, which is a total of four it think, all parties have been the same age and maturity level. This is not the case with Heavy and Dee.  It would either be Dee creeping on a younger reader to match Heavy's age, or an older reader creeping on Heavy to match Dee's age. The fantasy falls apart and is awful. I can't get into it in the slightest. It isn't a fantasy I can understand at all. It's just uncomfortable and I hate it. 

When it comes to any siblings I write for, sharing a partner or not, they will never interact romantically with each other because...

INCEST IS FUCKING DISGUSTING!!! IF YOU CONDONE IT FUCK OFF!!! 

Now, when it comes to what the person requested earlier today... no. You're disgusting. I will NEVER write something like what you have so brazenly asked of me. I won't even ship Heavy with Lif or Diana, ok? Please keep that filth FAR AWAY FROM ME AND MY BOOK!!! If you comment anything like what you did before I will do everything I can to get you as far from me as possible. I'm just happy I got your comment right after it was posted. 

If you're a troll, it's not funny please grow up and fuck off. 

If you were serious, fuck off and choke on a fat one.