Ace: [Pointing at Max, who looks like he is about to pass out from sheer exhaustion.] So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Celtic: ...I did. I broke it.
Ace: No. No you didn't. [Luna]?
Luna: Don't look at me. Look at [Ember].
Ember: What?! I didn't break it.
Luna: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Ember: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Luna: Suspicious.
Ember: No it's not!
Luna: If it matters, probably not, but [Ember] was the last one to use it.
Ember: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Luna: Oh really? Then what were you doing by Cold Wind Farm earlier?
Ember: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, [Luna]!
Celtic: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me treat him, [Ace].
Ace: No! Who broke it!?
Ember: [Ace]...[Bo's]'s been awfully quiet.
Bo: REALLY?!
[Everyone starts arguing.]
Ace: I broke him. Max was being to hot so I fucked him all night yesterday. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
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Original meme does not belong to me, I changed some of the words so it could fit the scenario
