[On Hold]
"We've got Air Support!"
"Unfortunately folks, I don't know how to fly..!"
*Big Boom*
*Pause*
Hello there, that is me (you). You're probably wondering how did this happen? Well, I only have one answer!
G R A V I T Y
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That was the title of L's Stream in which he is playing GOAT simulator 3 with his model wearing a DINOSAUR onesie. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?! A DUCK IS A BIRD WHILE A GOAT IS MAMMAL AND A DINOSAUR IS PROBABLY A REPTILE WTF?!—
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L: Greetings my grass sniffing followers, I am high and I am L..... Beep
*Silence*
Selen: I'm so confused on so many levels.... Wtf?
L: Selen, my love. This isn't confusion, you are simply not high enough to reach me.....
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Selen: Hol'up, did you just call me love—
L: My dear, you must get high..... Cuz I'm at the top of a building and I don't wanna stand here alone :D
Selen: .....I'm still confused but fine.
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ArmpitsEnjoyer: This is more than Teehee moment
KoT: Wtf am I seeing rn?
BlackLion: That boi's mind is ascended
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Selen: Alright, I'm up here. Now what do I do?
L: *licks the edge of the wooden board* Just stand here for about.... 10 seconds and don't look back..!
Selen: I'm gonna die aren't I?
L: Nope *changes up the Kamehameha thing* you'll just see the heavens above.
Selen: That even more worrying, alright whatcha doing back ther—
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Selen: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT
L: So long partner, this is my stream now.
And that is how the two dragons nijisanji turned into one, RIP Selen Tatsuki; may she rest in pieces.
L: Now that Selen's sleeping peacefully, I will now cause chaos in this PATHETIC human world. The GOATS shall rise and nobody can stop me, nyehehehehehheh!
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KoT: This is KoT reporting we have a code red, I repeat code red
ILoveLsThighs: The end is near
LGotABakery: So this is how we die....
AngelHeneral: Both heaven and hell ain't big enough for us, stop him
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L: Not even your gods can stop DA GOAT, I shall conquer this land until there's nothing left to be conquered!
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DaddyLibra'sWhore: Ya know being conquered might not be as bad—
BonkPolice: Silence wench, you shall not be horni anymore!
DraconicNephalemShipper: what, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck is happening, my gamers
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L: You yee'd your last haw..... Time to fockin violate the whole faqing world baby, WHOA
And that was the last time (in YouTube L fanbase lore) L's fanbase will ever see the light of day again.... How, sad. Please give some Fs to pay respect to their sacrifices—
Y/n: THE WHOLE WORLD SHALL BE CONQUERED, INCLUDING BEYOND THE 4TH WALL! COME HERE, YOU GAGGLEFUCKS!
Author: *unholy confused screeching*
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If I gave you a headache then you're welcome, I'm glad to give you something else other than this shitty and slowly dying story.
Anyways! I already saw the comments saying that what happened to this book? Well to answer, I'm currently on my final year as a junior high student so I wanna focus on my studies and reach grade 11 before I commit deathpasito on myself.
