- ! MATT WALSH POV ! -
"AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Matt Walsh let out after screaming about how Peppa Pig is making kids gay for the 69420th time.
"Phew... after all that I think I need to go for a nice walk... Yeah, that will make me calmer"
He then sets out on a nice 6PM walk where the sun is already setting
So Matt grabbed his clothes he wears while walking idk what he does lmao
*step* *step *step *step*
Matt Walsh is casually on his evening walk while thinking about what he wants to cry about for the 125392389238293829th time.
He then trips on a rock.
"YAOUCH" Matt Walsh screams like the goofy ahh cartoon character he is.
Matt then quickly gets up and continues his walk around random town 420 .
He then trips and then falls AGAIN LIKE AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!
He then makes a hole in the ground and falls in, only after he realizes he isn't stepping on any ground.
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*CRASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
Matt then gets knocked out like a bozo
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*timeskip lol*
"aaaaaaa... what happene-"
Matt Walsh could only muster out until he begins to realize where he is
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(Hes in some basement lmao what did u expect a sex dungeon)
(okay maybe i was thinking about it but i backed out of it lol)
Matt then gets up and looks at his surroundings
"huh.... this is strange.."
"its so cold... and dark and like a"
"BASEMENT!?!??!!??"
"IM IN SOMEONES BASEMENT WHAT THE FUCK?????????"
*Jesus comes down*
"DONT FUCKING SWEAR YOU BITCH"
*Jesus quickly goes back up*
"sorry lord..."
"Anyway how do i get out of here??"
He then looks around and finds an unlocked door
"Wow the bozos that live here dont lock their basement door"
he then opens the unlocked door to find a bathroom, but he doesn't only find a bathroom..
he finds his future husband...
**Michael Knowles**
he was shaving his crusty abs like a bozo clown lol
Matt Walsh feels a new emotion and his heart going
*Beat
*Beat
*Beat*
*Beat*
"what......."
TBC NO MEETING YET LMAO LOSERRRRRRRRRR
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Matt Walsh x Michael Knowles (kill me)
FanfictionMatt Walsh gets done his DAILY podcast about shitting on gay people! He then goes out and meets the love of his life... Michael Knowles.... (who does the same thing so a perfect match teheeheheheh)
