BIRBY: I'm offended
Aizu: I'm offended that you're offended
Aizu: Because I am rightBIRBY: I-
Vlampire: The Hellion has a point
BobTheBuilder: Don't encourage this
Vlampire: I'm not the one getting sassed
BobTheBuilder: ...fair enough
...
RatGod: Mouse
Vlampire: What's this?
SharpShooter: Is the terror in trouble?
BIRBY: Spare the birdy buddy-
BobTheBuilder: I can't imagine Nezu actually
BobTheBuilder: getting onto the terrorAizu: Yessss?
Aizu: Did I do something?RatGod: I know about the routine of hair dye
RatGod: being stolenAizu: Oop-
BIRBY: H u h
Dadzawa: Child are you stealing hair dye?
Aizu: No I buy my hair dye like a
Aizu: normal boring personDadzawa: Good enough
MomNight: Pure dad energy
DadMic: ^^^^
GoodFood: Then what does this have
GoodFood: to do with (Y/N)?RatGod: Would you have anything to
RatGod: with the new trend of medical
RatGod: supplies and moisturizer being stolen?GoodFood: What?
SharpShooter: What?
Aizu: Really?
Aizu: I didn't think he'd do itRatGod: He did
RatGod: I'd like to know why you encouraged him toAizu: Those babies need help
Aizu: Granted, I can't really help till
Aizu: they're more comfortable with meVlampire: Do I want to know?
SharpShooter: I don't
BIRBY: I'm lost
BroccoliBrother: I think I understand
MomNight: Share with the class Izu!
SharpShooter: I just said-
BroccoliBrother: The L.O.V.
BroccoliBrother: Dabi would need medicine for his scars
BroccoliBrother: Shigaraki would need moisturizer
BroccoliBrother: I think (Y/N) convinced them to, sorta
BroccoliBrother: take care of themselves?Dadzawa: Child is this true?
Aizu: Irrelevant
Dadzawa: No it's not
DadMic: Don't talk to the villains kiddo
MomNight: They might not be able to reach you but still
SharpShooter: Terror don't do that
BobTheBuilder: I prefer Mei blowing up my workshop
BobTheBuilder: Than have the menace talk with the villainsAizu: No faith I swear-
RatGod: Everyone's concern aside
RatGod: May I know why?Aizu: They're all broken kids
Aizu: Age aside, they're all broken
Aizu: With no one to help or a bad influence
Aizu: They need help
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UA Staff chat vs tired college student
FanfictionIn which the reader from our universe gets added to the UA staff chat For reasons the humor will be the same in both dimensions Dark Humor- Read at your own risk Published: February 11, 2022 I DON'T OWN MHA-