Random Fandom Stuff {Renegades & Kotlc & Aurora Rising}

Shower Thoughts but with Kotlc Characters (None of these are mine)

Sophie: If you die while making food in a slow cooker, whoever finds your body will have a nice warm meal waiting for them.

Keefe: They can also eat whatever is i the slow cooker too.

Sophie: Before was was was, was was is.

Dex: *takes notes*

Linh: Are Medusa's leg hairs tiny snakes?

Fitz: Now we're asking the real questions.

Linh: Everything in the world is either a potato or not a potato.

Tam: And this, sister, is the real reason we were banished.

Biana: Thanks to the word "indescribable" there is nothing that cannot be described.

Dex: The panic I felt after hearing that.

Sophie: We eat pizza inside out.

Dex: What's pizza?

Sophie: *takes a deep breath in*

Sophie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Alvar: Watering water makes it grow.

Ruy: I- wha-

Mr Forkle: If you're born deaf, what language do you think in?

Sophie: Our lives are just twenty six letters of the alphabet arranged in different orders.

Dex: Pfftt, our lives are people staring at dead wood and hallucinating.

Umber: Reading under a tree is so relaxing, but imagine how stressful it would be for the tree to see it's dead friends or relatives.

Fintan:

Trix: Oof, think about campfires.

Gisela: GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!

Keefe: Wait, the Neverseen celebrate birthdays?

Umber: Birthdays are really Satanic rituals about chanting around a flaming object that represents the years taken off of your life, upon which the flames are blown out and a knife is stabbed through it.

Glimmer: And Fintan likes cake.

Umber: Yeah, that too.