Mr Forkle: Hello, welcome to Love Triangle Updates with the Collective.
Granite, counting on his finger: But it's more like an octagon-
Mr Forkle: I thought we all agreed that it was just Sophie, Fitz, and Keefe!
Squall: Nope, we agreed that Sobiana is obviously the superior ship!
Blur: *mumbles something*
Granite: OH NO, Sotam is NOT A THING!
Mr Forkle: Yes, what would we do without Tiana?
Squall: No, no no no. Dexiana is cannon. It's adorable!
Wraith: Squall, we all agreed that you can't bet on Dex ships. He's your son!
Squall: Eda does it for Sophie ships!
Blur: And it's not like you can talk, Wraith.
Wraith: IT WAS ONE TIME!
Mr Forkle: You said something unforgivable!
Granite: Yes.
Blur: YOU SAID YOU SHIPPED SODEX!
Wraith: Yesssssss
Blur: AND ALSO SORUY
Squall: EWWWW!
Mr Forkle: Anyway, none of this matters. Sokeefe rules!
Granite: NO! SOFITZ! THEY'RE COGNATES!!!!
Blur: Sotam! He trusted her enough to show her where she and Linh lived!
Squall: Wrong twin! SOLINH!!!!
Wraith: SODE-
Mr Forkle, Blur, Granite, and Squall: SHUT UP!
*knock on the door*
Mr Forkle: Finally, the Council is here.Maybe we can be more civilized.
*opens door*
Bronte: SOTAM FOREVER!
Darek: SOKEEFE!
Terik: SOFITZ!
Oralie: YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS! SOLINH IS THE BEST!
Alina: SHIP IT LIKE FEDEX!
Zarina: LYLIE FOR THE WYNH!
Ramira: TAM IS TOO GOTH FOR BIANA!
Bronte: FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO IS TALKING SENSE!
Oralie: HE'S TOO GOTH FOR SOPHIE TOO! SHE'S A LITTLE RAY OF SUNSHINE!
Bronte: BUT ALL OF HER EMOTIONAL TRAUMA!
Darek: UGHHHHHHHHHH! JUST SHUT UP AND SHIP SOKEEFE! THEY'RE ADORABLE!
Mr Forkle: *clears throat*
Oralie: LESBIAN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ramira: DEX AND LINH BELONG TOGETHER!
Oralie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Darek: BUT DEX AND BIANA ARE PERFECT TOGETHER!
Squall: SEE!
Mr Forkle: GUYS!
*silence, but Oralie and Bronte are still catfighting*
Mr Forkle: We are here to act like adults while we bet on the love lives of teenagers!
Mr Forkle: And besides, LYLIE WILL NEVER WORK! IT'S ILLEGAL FOR AN ADULT TO DATE A MINOR!
Zarina: NOT IN THE LOST CITIES!
Oralie: I'LL WRITE A LAW TO MAKE IT!
Alina: GO DIE IN A HOLE!
Oralie: SAME TO YOU!
Blur: Can we at least agree on one thing?
Blur: Fitzarella is amazing.
Darek: BUT LINHELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oralie: OH, YOU ONLY SHIP THAT BECAUSE YOU WERE WAITING FOR A PYROKINETIC AND HYDROKINETIC!
Bronte: WAIT!!!
Bronte: IF THERE ARE PEOPLE WITH WIND POWERS, WATER POWERS, AND FIRE POWERS, ARE THERE PEOPLE WITH P L A N T P O W E R S?!?!?!?!?!?
Everyone: *panics*
*The Neverseen arrive*
Gisela: I SHIP SOKEEFE!
Squall: YOU CAN'T SHIP YOUR OWN KIDS, IT'S AGAINST THE RUUUULES!
Oralie: Aw, man.
Bronte: Huh?
Oralie: What?
Bronte: Why did you say that...
Oralie: WHAT? wHaT dID I SaY? You'Re aCTiNG SuS! MAYBE YoU'Re sOPhIe's ilLEGaL motHer!!!!
Neverseen: Sus!
Fintan: I ship Fitzarella...
Terik: Finally, someone talking sense.
Vespera: Well, I am personally a Sopockets and Chandilitz shipper.
*applause*
Glimmer: SOTAM!
Oralie: UGH! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Wraith: WHAT ABOUT SOSTINA?!
Gisela: IS THAT EVEN A REAL SHIP?!
Terik: MARELLA BELONGS WITH TAM!
Mr Forkle: Back to this again?
Fintan: BARF! MARELLA DESERVES BETTER!
Glimmer: HEY! DON'T DISS TAM! SOTAM FOREVER!
Oralie: SOLINH!
Granite: But Sophie and Fitz are COGNATES!
Ruy: BUT HE HAS SO MANY ANGER ISSUES!!
Vespera: YEAH GRANITE, HAVE YOU EVEN READ PAST EVERBLAZE!
Everyone:
Vespera: Oh shoot.
Oralie: NOOOOO! THE FOURTH WALL!!!!!
Bronte: GET THE STICKY TAPE, WE NEED TO FIX THE FOURTH WALL!
Squall: WE NEED THE DOUBLE SIDED TAPE!
*This episode has been closed due to technical difficulties*
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