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Incorrect Quotes

Saedii: Tyler and I are getting married at Starbucks this afternoon.

Tyler: You're all invited!

Saedii: No you're not.

Tyler: You are not all invited!

Zila: They're adopting me!

Saedii: *pets Zila*

Murderer: Any last words?
Biana: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.

Dex: Sophie has no idea I'm high.
Sophie: You're high?
Dex: Oh, I'm sorry.
Dex, leaning over to Keefe: Sophie has no idea I'm high.

Sophie: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Tam:
Marella:
Fitz:
Everyone Else At Sophie's Surprise Birthday Party:
Tam: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

Biana: Why do you think I don't like you? I do. I would kill for you.
Biana: Ask me to kill for you.
Dex: ...First of all, calm down-

Marella: I give up. I am so tired.
Linh: Get the emergency supply!
Keefe: *carries Fitz and places them in front of Marella*
Fitz: *smiles*
Marella: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET'S GOOO

Biana: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
Marella: We're chopsticks!
Biana: Well... that's cute!
Biana: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
Fitz: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

Biana: So... what's going on?
Tam: Keefe is having a midlife crisis and Sophie is just having a crisis.
Biana:
Biana: ...but they're the same age?
Tam: (:

*The gang responding to being stabbed by a sword*
Dex: Rude.
Biana: That's fair.
Linh: Not again.
Tam: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?

Tam: Keefe, my old friend!
Keefe: I think you tried to kill me at some point.
Tam: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

Sophie: I'm telling you, my team is competent.
Dex, rushing in: Sophie! Fitz tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

Fitz: *is hugging Dex*
Tam: Hey! It's my turn to hug Dex!
Tam: *grabs Dex*
Biana: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!
Fitz: No, It's still my turn!
Dex: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!
Tam: But we need the moral support!
Fitz: And you're small! Which is cute!
Biana: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.
Dex: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess.

Linh: Change is inedible.
Keefe: Don't you mean inevitable?
Linh, spitting out a bunch of pennies: No, I really didn't.

Biana: How did you even get in here?
Keefe: Sophie's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Keefe's door"!
Sophie: I'm closing the window.

Sophie: The moon looks beautiful, doesn't it?
Keefe, looking at Sophie: Yeah... but do you know what's more beautiful?
Sophie and Keefe in unison: *sighs* Marella