Seven Unfortunate Lifetimes (Love You Seven Times)

Chapter 22

“It’s for the two of you.”

Yanwang picked up the letter.

“Well, before I read it, don’t you two have a fight scheduled first?”

I bit my lips. Being a Yanwang must be really boring. Why else would he be so eager for Chu Kong and I to create a mess in the Netherworld?

Seeing that we were ignoring him, he sulked: “Alright, this letter is from Heavenly Emperor Li. He said that what you did in the human world and in the Netherworld was just too much. He had personally written so many fates for you, yet none of them have played out. In the first lifetime, the wrong person died. In the second lifetime, the fate he wrote completely changed. In the third lifetime, well, he hadn’t yet finished writing when you already came down. All of that has completely discouraged him. He has a lot more white hairs now.”

Hearing Yangwang say that, I felt a little sorry for big-bearded Li.

“So, Heavenly Emperor Li’s letter said that for your next life, you must live in the human world for twenty years. Otherwise, if you come down to the Netherworld too early again, you’ll be handed over to me for punishment.”

Yanwang giggled for a while.

“I foresee that you won’t be able to live an entire twenty years there.”

Hey…what kind of inappropriate mentality does this guy have? Isn’t he supposed to be a Yanwang, ah? Exactly what kind of work is he producing with an attitude like that...

Yanwang laughed heartily: “You two immortals must know that working as a Yanwang is very suffocating. It’s a very rare opportunity to get to punish someone however I want…heiheihei hei. You see, I’ve already written down ways to punish people.”

I took a closer look. Once I saw his list, I was startled and cursed: “Damn you.”

Chu Kong, who was in front of me, was also startled: “Fuck you.”

Make the hilarious Yanwang laugh ten times.

Massage Yanwang’s aching back ten times.

Kiss Yanwang’s soft cheeks ten times...

What the fuck are these?!

So it turned out that what he had just been so seriously writing was this...this...this ridiculous thing! No wonder the magistrate’s face had been twitching.

Yanwang looked up at the ceiling with a face full of hope.

“You two, do try to come down earlier for Yanwang.”

I rubbed my temples. Chu Kong also rubbed his temples. He was silent for a while, and then masking all his emotions, he said with a solemn face: “Yanwang, serious information.”

He took two steps forward.

“This time, we saw a cave in the human world connected to the Netherworld. Someone is receiving living sacrifices there.”

When Yanwang heard this, his face turned a shade darker. All the humor of his expression disappeared from his face.

“Where, specifically?”

“At the foot of Hua Mountain. If the Netherworld hasn’t received any souls who had died because they were living sacrifices...that means that the one accepting the living sacrifices also consumes their souls. This is the road to transforming into a demon. We need to inform heaven as soon as possible to let them make early preparations.”

Yanwang nodded and thought for a while. The magistrate beside him said: “I’ll go take a look at the eighteenth floor.”

Knowing that it was something serious, the magistrate didn’t dare to delay and rushed out. Yanwang sat for a while, but he seemed impatient. He rushed after the magistrate. While he was running, he said: “You two don’t need to worry about this matter. Go reincarnate.”