During the long bus ride, I seem to have fallen asleep. How did I know? Well, I was jumped awake by my cell phone vibrating in my pocket. I was honestly scared to check it.
And I was right to be.
10 missed calls from mom...
2 from my bro...
And 4 missed texts from Ash.
"Oh nooo nononono..." I thought, facepalming, before deciding to check the text from Ash, just to see what he had to say.
(Text chat)
Frog_Wizard420🪄🐸🚬: hey, ann.
Frog_Wizard420🪄🐸🚬: annie, you there?
Frog_Wizard420🪄🐸🚬: huh. usually you check your texts as soon as you get them.
Frog_Wizard420🪄🐸🚬: everything alright?
🔇🇳🐝: OH! Hey, Ash...
🔇🇳🐝: Sorry. I... Fell asleep on the bus.😅
Frog_Wizard420🪄🐸🚬: you're... on a bus right now?
Frog_Wizard420🪄🐸🚬: why?🤔
🔇🇳🐝: I'm moving out of the city.
🔇🇳🐝: ...
🔇🇳🐝: SHOOT! I FORGOT TO TELL YOU!
Frog_Wizard420🪄🐸🚬: 😮
Frog_Wizard420🪄🐸🚬: why would you wanna leave the city?
Frog_Wizard420🪄🐸🚬: um... sorry, my bias for city life is showing... anyway, what's going on?
🔇🇳🐝: In short, I got a letter from my dead granddad, telling me that he gave me the deed to his old farm.
🔇🇳🐝: I'm gonna be a farmer, Ash!😊
Frog_Wizard420🪄🐸🚬: i don't even wanna ask why you'd wanna do that, but...
Frog_Wizard420🪄🐸🚬: cool.👍
Frog_Wizard420🪄🐸🚬: do you know how to run a farm?
🔇🇳🐝: ...
Frog_Wizard420🪄🐸🚬: ann...?
🔇🇳🐝: ... No?
Frog_Wizard420🪄🐸🚬: annie, for yoba's sake, don't you think you're jumping the gun a little, just... jumping into farm life without any knowledge of it whatsoever?!
🔇🇳🐝: You live in the country, can't you give me some pointers?
Frog_Wizard420🪄🐸🚬: just because i live in the buttcrack of nowhere, doesn't mean I'm a farmer!
🔇🇳🐝: You could still give me some pointers on country living.🙃
Frog_Wizard420🪄🐸🚬: ...
Frog_Wizard420🪄🐸🚬: you didn't hear/see it, but i just slammed my head into a wall.
🔇🇳🐝: Ouch!
🔇🇳🐝: What did the wall do to deserve that?🥺
Frog_Wizard420🪄🐸🚬: i'm fine, thanks for asking.🤕😡
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Escaping to the valley
FanfictionI decided to write another story about my Stardew valley farmer, Willow. (NamedAfterMyself.Don'tJudgeMe.That'showINameAllMyCharactersInVideoGamesIPlay, BecauseI'mLazy,AndCan'tThinkOfGoodNames.) The previous one I wrote (Life on Sandy farm) was... Ok...
