Yanfei: looking at dead bodies is cool?
Hu Tao: always is
Childe: call me if the lab ever runs out
Yanfei: concerning
Ninggguang: god none of you have changed
Aether; Lumine is now 0.00001% nicer
Lumine: I was always nice
Kaeya: I asked you for help for a project and you told me to shove a gun up my ass and let the barrel give me a creampie
Lumine: I never
Diluc: the names are finally gone did Venti gain a single shred of common sense finally
Venti: nah I was threatened
Xiao: you're welcome
Diluc: thank you
Kaeya: is it just me or is Diluc actually being... tolerable??!!!!!
Diluc: fuck off
Kaeya: gomennasai onii chan
Keqing: what the fuck
Ayaka: that was horrible
Ei: I feel like executing you just for that
Venti: noooo if Kaeya dies who'll be my friend now :(((
Diluc: no one
Rosaria: holy shit you guys are still friends?
Ei: since when was Venti capable of commitment
Jean: last time he committed to something it was that tube of peanut butter
Aether: isnt he allergic to peanuts
Venti: no?
Aether: someone was allergic to peanuts here
Xiao: me
Childe: weak
Xiao: I cannot control my allergies
Childe: you could if you weren't a fucking coward
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Venti's personally made hellhole
FanfictionVenti makes a chatfic. Everyone is gay. Chaos ensues (originally on Ao3)
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