Yanfei: looking at dead bodies is cool?


Hu Tao: always is


Childe: call me if the lab ever runs out 


Yanfei: concerning


Ninggguang: god none of you have changed


Aether; Lumine is now 0.00001% nicer


Lumine: I was always nice


Kaeya: I asked you for help for a project and you told me to shove a gun up my ass and let the barrel give me a creampie


Lumine: I never


Diluc: the names are finally gone did Venti gain a single shred of common sense finally


Venti: nah I was threatened


Xiao: you're welcome


Diluc: thank you


Kaeya: is it just me or is Diluc actually being... tolerable??!!!!!



Diluc: fuck off


Kaeya: gomennasai onii chan


Keqing: what the fuck


Ayaka: that was horrible


Ei: I feel like executing you just for that


Venti: noooo if Kaeya dies who'll be my friend now :(((


Diluc: no one


Rosaria: holy shit you guys are still friends?


Ei: since when was Venti capable of commitment


Jean: last time he committed to something it was that tube of peanut butter


Aether: isnt he allergic to peanuts


Venti: no?


Aether: someone was allergic to peanuts here


Xiao: me


Childe: weak


Xiao: I cannot control my allergies


Childe: you could if you weren't a fucking coward

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 27, 2022 ⏰

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