Linked Skits

Introduction - Pt. Whatever at This Point

"What was that?" Blue asked.

"If you wanna play music, go and get your violin!"

"I don't have my violin."

"Make one."

"I don't know how."

"Then shut up."

Blue walked away, frustrated.

Spirit sat down in front of Red and gave him a hug.

"Your partners are scary!" Spirit cried.

"They're both really nice if you just get to know them. Green and Vio, I mean..." Red said.

"What about Blue?"

"...I think he has a mental problem."

"What kind?"

"I dunno. Some kind of aggression or anger disorder."

"I think he just has anxiety."

"Well...Sure."

"I do not have anxiety!" Blue screamed at him form the other room.

"Shut it, Blue!" Tetra yelled.

Blue walked in the room and shot Tetra a glare that made her smile.

"The true law is you can only slap a woman if she has offended you, said something, or done something—physically or mentally—to hurt you. You have just offended me." Blue explained.

"Oh, really? Hit me with your best shot, fuck boy."

"What did you just call me?!"

"You know what I said."

Blue came over and slapped Tetra. Seemingly lightly, but Tetra pretended she was dying, then immediately stood calmly back up and kicked Blue right between his legs.

Blue winced a little bit, but didn't seem to hurt as much as Tetra would've liked.

He extended his arm to hit Tetra again, but she caught his arm, then twisted it until it about broke.

"Tetra! Tetra, stop! You'll snap my arm!" Blue yelled.

"Then stop yelling and being aggressive. I'm sure one of us has asked you nicely to please stop. Also, you're weak." Tetra shot her fist right into Blue's soft belly.

Blue jerked away as Tetra let go, and fell backwards, hitting his head on the wall.

Blue just sat there with his head resting on his arms, which were crossed over his knees.

"Is- Did you just make Blue cry?" Red asked Tetra.

"I guess so. That look suits him." Tetra said.

"There is no more goddess Hylia! It's goddess Tetra now!"

"Hey! She's mine!" Wind exclaimed, wrapping his arms around her, pressing his front to her back.

"You're so short, bub." Tetra said, reaching behind her just to pull him in front.

"Stop making fun of my height! It's rude."

Tetra laughed and rolled her eyes at him, "But what if I feel like it?"

Wind squinted at her.

Tetra squinted back.

Then they both started laughing at each other.

Red had wandered over to Blue to check on him, I assume.

Mask had went to go check out my room, and so I went to go see what he was doing.

He was sitting on my mothers' old bed, studying a mask he had. He obviously didn't notice I was there, because when he did, he panicked and hid the Mask away, pulling the fox mask over his face.