Linked Skits

Introduction - Pt. Whatever at This Point

"Wow, really? That's awesome! I can't even reach five feet into the air, let alone to paint the top of the wall." Spirit said.

I led Mask to my room where there were two beds set up and lots of blankets I had knitted in the corner.

"Who's the second bed for?" Wind asked.

"Mind your business, Pirate." I snapped at him.

"Sorry!"

"How'd you know he was a pirate?" Tetra asked.

"Because I've read the history books."

"Oh."

"And I know your title."

"And what is it, then?"

"Tetra, the Dreaded Pirate of the Sea."

"How the f-"

"Because I'm smart."

Tetra zipped her mouth shut before she could shoot any insults at me.

Red came out of the bathroom with a relieved sigh and rejoined the group.

"Better now, buddy?" I asked.

"Much better. Thank you." Red said.

"Moron." Blue scoffed at him.

"For what?! Having working organs, normal-sized organs?!"

"Normal-sized isn't quite the word for you and
your-"

"We are NOT making this on that topic! There are kids around, Blue!"

"I'd say miniature would be the right word."

"BLUE, I WILL MURDER YOU!" Red screamed him, red with embarrassment, "Respectfully, of course."

"Hey, if you guys are all the same person, shouldn't you all be the same physically?" Spirit asked.

"Okay, we can stop now." Blue said.

"No, no! Spirit, keep going!" Red cheered him on.

"Why's everyone staring at me?" Spirit looked around, slumping over nervously with his hand tucked up near his chest.

"Because we want to hear what you have to say." Vio said.

"I can't talk if you all are looking at me! Stop! You're gonna make me cry!"

"Felt that." Green said.

No one really listened to him.

And sure enough, Spirit began to cry.

"Aw, it's okay! Hey, it's alright!" Red gave him a hug, "Don't cry, buddy!"

Everyone just watched as Spirit cried in front of all of us.

"Guys, stop staring at him! It's making him nervous and scared, okay?" Red asked us all nicely to do, and so most of us went exploring in my house.

Excluding Mask and I.

...And Wind. Wind and Tetra stayed.

Red sat down in front of Spirit and gave him soft pats on the head.

Of course Blue didn't listen, so he stood there and whistled while having dead sight on Spirit.

"Blue, cut it out." Red ordered after feeling the sharp stab of Blue's eyes on his back.

Blue continued to whistle and ignore Red entirely.

"No wonder he wears blue. It's to show he only shuts up once in a blue moon- BLUE!" Red barked.