Linked Skits

Introduction - Pt. Whatever at This Point

"Well...Yesterday I didn't eat anything. And today I found a monster corpse and ate some of it, so I think that might be the problem."

Vio sighed, tilted his head, and half closed his eyes with disappointment, "Dumbass."

"Yeah, seriously! Why didn't you give me some?!" Blue yelled.

"Can we all just forget about the fact that he just spat whatever that was onto his hand?!" Tetra asked everyone.

"No." Blue and Vio said at once.

"Yes." Most of us said.

"I'll work on figuring out what it is." Spirit said.

"Do you need me to stand still or something?" Red asked Spirit.

"Yes, at least until I can get some in a vial of some sort. Or maybe a cup would work."

"What about this?" Red held up a small stone bowl.

"I guess that could work for now. But unless you're in a hurry, I'd prefer to get this somewhere more secure."

"B-But I really need to go to bathroom!"

"Red, we didn't need to know that information." Green said.

"TMI~" Blue sang.

"Hey! I held it all day without complaining! I could really use it now, alright?!"

Vio smiled and giggled at him.

"What? Before your bowels empty themselves?" Vio asked, still slightly giggling.

"N-No! Before my bladder explodes! I didn't eat enough for that! I threw up what I ate today!"

"Could you hold still for just a few seconds while I find a cup?!" Spirit's volume increased.

"Yeah. Just please hurry!" Red exclaimed, crossing his legs.

Mask walked over by my side again.

"I think Red's funny." He said.

"He is, yeah. I think so, too." I said.

Mask grabbed my hand.

"You're shivering, Mask." I said.

Mask was standing next to me, tapping his foot.

"Mask, you're shivering!"

"Oh, I am? I guess I'm a little cold..."

"Do you want a blanket?"

"If it isn't out of your way."

"Let me just get one for you."

"Hey! You! Guy who I don't know his name!" Red caught my attention, "Do you have a house? Can I use the bathroom? Please?!"

I smiled, "Yeah, sure. Follow me. You all can come. Make my home how you would yours."

"I like that word choice." Vio said.

"Thank you." I responded.

They all followed me back to my house, and the second we walked in the door, Red checked all the doors looking for the restroom.

"Red, it's this door right here. The wooden one with the black paint." I pointed to the restroom door.

"Thank you so much!" Red ran to use it.

"I can't believe we're part of the same person. That idiot." Blue commented, "Nice house, though. I like the black, grey, and white color scheme."

"I painted it all myself. I'm glad you like it." I said.