Linked Skits

Introduction - Pt. Whatever at This Point

"Blue, he doesn't want-" Vio began, but Blue completely ignored him.

"Forget everyone else, you're my hero! You're a brilliant, amazing, outstanding boy, Sir! I aspire to be like you someday!"

"Thank you, but, I'm really not-" Mask was accidentally interrupted by Blue again.

"Oh! Sorry to interrupt,"

"I was saying: Thank you for all the compliments, but I'm really just a normal guy with a magical ocarina. Blame it, not me."

"Just a normal guy? No, you're not! You're the Hero of Time! I can tell by your face! Well...The half of it that's showing."

Mask sighed and pulled his mask all the way onto his face, "Better?" His voice sounded muffled through the wooden plate.

"Can you take the mask off? Unless you don't want to, of course. But I'm asking, please?"

Mask shook his head really hard from side to side with the intention of shaking his mask off. With three flicks from side to side, the mask flew off into his hand.

"Better, now?" Mask asked.

Blue's face lit up. Not necessarily happiness, either. He just looked really...amused. That or he just turned into a pedophile, but I don't really want to think of it like that.

"W-Wow... Your- Uh- You're eyes are really nice." Blue smiled as he nodded.

"Thank you?" Mask raised an eyebrow as he questioned the compliment.

Vio looked kind of dazed, too.

And so did Green and Red.

"He's right... Your eyes are beautiful." Vio said.

"They're really shiny and pretty!" Red exclaimed.

"Blue certainly isn't my favorite color, but I think it suits you well." Green smiled.

Mask sighed, "This is why I never take my mask off." He muttered.

Red coughed, and broke all attention that was paying Mask thousands a minute.

"Viooooooo!" Red whined, "My throat still huuuuuuuuuurts-ugh! Make it go awayyyyyyyy-uh!"

"Stop whining, Red. If you would just stop talking maybe it'd go away." Vio smiled at him.

"Hey! You shouldn't-" Red was interrupted by a brief coughing fit, "You shouldn't say things like that! ...Do I have blood in my mouth, or have I just not slept enough?"

"Spit it out." Vio suggested.

Red spat on the back of his hand.

He stared at it for a minute before exclaiming, happily, "Oh! It's not blood! I'm fine!"

"What is it?" Most of us asked at once.

Red happily told us, "It's this odd, slimy black liquid! I think I'm fine!"

"Red, stay the hell away from me!" Blue yelled atop the wall.

"Yeah, seriously, Red. Maybe stay away from us all for a while." Vio backed away from him.

Green did the same, but without a word.

Spirit stepped towards him, curious what he had just spat from his mouth.

"What do you think it is?" Red asked.

"I'm not sure, Red. Maybe some sort of chemical mixture with your stomach acid that caused it to turn black. ...Or maybe you just ate some bad food, I'm really not sure." Spirit said, "What'd you eat all of today and yesterday?"