Porsche: How was the honeymoon?Vegas: Pete got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire.
Vegas: He said, "Good luck trying to return me without the receipt"
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Porsche: How was the honeymoon?Vegas: Pete got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire.
Vegas: He said, "Good luck trying to return me without the receipt"