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Bubbles: ...

Buttercup: What's the problem?

Bubbles: Math problems

Buttercup: Oh! I can help you, let me see.

Bubbles: *hands paper*

Buttercup: Hey, um...here's an easy one! What's 6 x 3?

Bubbles gives buttercup a shrug.

Buttercup: 6 x 3.

Bubbles: I don't know...

Buttercup: 6 x 3!!!!!

Bubbles: I DONT—

Buttercup: 6 X 3!!!!!!

Bubbles: I LEGIT DONT KNOW!!!!!

Buttercup: SIX THREES!!!!!

Bubbles: I DONT KNOW!! WHAT IS IT?!?!

Buttercup: WHAT IS IT?!?!?!?!

silence

Buttercup: Get your sister.

Bubbles: Why?

Buttercup: Blossom!!!!

Blossom: What's the problem?

Buttercup: Homework.

*Buttercup hands the paper*

Blossom: What's 6 x 3?

Bubbles: I Dont know!

Bubbles: 6 X 3!!!!!!!

Bubbles: I DONT KNOW!!!!

Blossom: What's 6 + 6?

Bubbles: Oh! 12!

Blossom: NOW ADD 6!!!

Bubbles: I DONT KNOW!!!!! WHAT IS IT?!?!?!?!?!

Blossom: WHAT IS IT—?!?!

*silence again*

Blossom: Get the professor?

Bubbles: Who?

Blossom: PROFESSOR!!!!!!

Professor: BOOM!!!! WHAT?!?!?!?!?!

Blossom: Homework!

Blossom hands the paper.

Professor: I TAUGHT YOU DIS!!! WHATS 6 X 3?!

Bubbles: I DONT KNOW!!!!

Professor: LOOK, IF (Y/N) HAD 6 X 3 AMOUNTS OF DISH SOAP HOW MUCH WOULD HE HAVE?

Bubbles: HOW MUCH?!?!?!?!?!?!

Professor: HOW MUCH?!

More silence as they see (Y/N) with dish soap as he scrubs his hands with it.

Professor: One two three four five...

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Powerpuff girls: Look at our dad!

The professor dabs making the girls cringe.

(Y/N) and (B/N): Look at our dad!

We look and see a paper saying "on a trip"

(Y/N): Bruh.

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At the hospital at his death bed.

(Y/N): tell my brother...

Doctor: What that u love him?

Pulls the doctor by his collar

(Y/N): Tell him to stay away from my Js!

He flat lines as (B/N) then takes his shoes.

(B/N): HE DEAD!!!

He wakes up.

(Y/N): No the fuck I'm not bitch gimme my Js back!

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TV: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Bubbles and (Y/N): SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!

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(Y/N): You know what fuck powers! Fuck heroes! Fuck villains! I'm just gonna sleep!

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 07, 2022 ⏰

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