You get added to the Phantom Troupes group chat, People want to adopt you, Hisoka is being Hisoka, And Shalnark and you form the suicidal squad!
Or, in other words:
Y/n causes chaos
This slowly turns into more of an actual fanfic and less of a textf...
"If you play we'll let you kill Hisoka, he is a troupe member." I offered.
"Hisoka is unimportant." Fair.
"Uh, I'll revive your family/clan thing?"
"You can do that!?"
What is it with people and forgetting I'm a literal god. It's my job to be forgetful. The audacity.
Well I got Pikachu to play. It's amazing, I got two people to join without even having to threaten them! I didn't even take away there free will!
"Y'all get Uvogin?" I asked, teleporting right behind Killua because he specifically told me to not do that. My only goal in life is to be as annoying and unhelpful as humanly possible. Actually, I'm a god now, I can become more annoying then humanly possible.
"..."
"He's like 8 feet tall, how can you not see him?" Harou asked. This is why you're the least favorite.
"Moving on. Pikachu, you good man?" I asked. Like chill, it's only someone who killed your family. I mean you already killed him so it shouldn't really matter.
"Hey! Chain user, nice to see you again!" Uvogin greeted. Yes, this is definitely how you're supposed to react when you see someone who literally killed you like 10 episodes ago. I mean- what anime?
"I'm going to kill everyone in this room and then myself." Pikachu replied.
"...We're outside." Killua mentioned.
1.23 seconds later
"I'm sorryyyy! Don't kill me! I swear it was a joke!" Killua shouted, now running from Pikachu.
(Please imagine Killua running from this
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It's just funnier that way-)
"We just need to Jinx get Illumi." Gon said. So we're just ignoring Killua dying in the background, alright.
"I heard my name." Illumi greeted, popping out of the ground. If I had any human decency I would probably be concerned.
"I sensed chaos." Jinx said descending from the heavens. Jinx rules heaven now. After Gods death he stole the role of supreme overlord.
"Perfect, everyone is here now. Accompany on! To Soufrabi!"
