Wrong number (HxH)

Chapter 67

Eat food, drink water, and sleep for 5+ hours today or the monster under your bed will steal all you candy

The next couple of days consisted of, meeting Oreo man, making terrible decisions, and regretting our life decisions. So basically, everything was normal, except there was an Oreo there.

But we got Gon and Killua to go on another date!

"You call it really bad at darts, I call it freestyle acupuncture!" And they're back.

"Gon, you got us kicked out!"

"It's not my fault they were so close to the dart board!"

"They were on the other side of the room!"

"I only stabbed eighteen people!"

"You managed to hit five people with the same dart!"

"They should've dodged!"

"They aren't professionals Gon!"

"Hey, on the bright side, Gon can use darts as a weapon!" I stated. He has no idea who he's going to hit, but he's going to hit them.

"Absolutely not, I'm not going to get stabbed by a dart because of Gon!" Killua shouted.

"Damn." Man can't even dodge a dart. Maybe I should let Illumi train him.

...

Never mind, I'm not that evil. Talking about evil.

✨P a r e n t s✨

Child is now online

Child
So you know how M/n exists?

3 people are now online

Child
And you know how we need to fix that problem?

Dad
We're killing M/n now?

Mother
We're killing M/n now.**

Child
So violent

Child
We're simply curing her existence

Child
Most likely using a people opener 🔪

Mom
😐😐😑😐😐😑😐😐

Child
Pure ✨D i s s a p o i n t m e n t✨

Mom
I call dibs on killing M/n

Child
Curing her existence**

Mother
I'm killing her actually

Child
It's still curing her existence**

Child
No need to be so violent🙄🙄

Mother
You toss children off of roofs for fun😐

Child
I am simply teaching them to fly.

Child
Sadly they are not good learners.

Dad
Y/n will choose who kills them

Dad
Cures her existence*

Child
Thank you dearest father