this tutorial is real!! and very cool!!! /j
(this whole thing is half satire btw 💀)
anyways
step one: pick a fandom
like beyburst, aot, haikyuu, bsd, pjsk or among us I MEAN
sorry for my slip up, autocorrect is kind of weird 🥺
step 2: pick what genre you're going to write- angst, fluff, smut OR THE BELOVED DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT 💗💗💗
it basically means the fic is really disturbing/dark n shit :)
step 3: pick your characters. and also if there will be ships or not
pick GOOD ships, like shuvalt, eremika, tsukkiyama, soukoku, homumado and theodore x trashcan
oh my autocorrect- WAIT NVM it wasnt autocorrect theodore x trashcan was typed on purpose!! my otp fr 🥺🤞
step 4: get yo inspiration
it can be from a song, an aesthetic, some random pinterest board you saw for some reason (eg letters, flowers)
it could even be from a cupcakke song 💗
step 5: learn grammar and spelling
please don't write something like ' "oh ok". shu say."alrgihtbai!" i said'
at the end of each sentence (WHICH ALSO INCLUDES DIALOGUE) you must put a full stop
like bro you should already know this
dont change your tenses in the same sentence 💀
AND IF YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO SPELL SEARCH IT UP...
also learn what a spacing is
step 6: research
wanna write about someone dying from pancreatic cancer? do research!!
wanna write about a character going batshit crazy due to their extreme load of mental trauma? do research!!
wanna write about characters having the most toe-curling and back-arching se-
oops autocorrect again!!! silly me 🥺
step 7: write
it will take years to write a paragraph but trust me it will only take 2826482928 years to finish. good luck <33
step 8: publish!!!
did you finish writing that fic you've put on hiatus for 9 months? great!! now publish it and finally complete that shit
make sure you pick a good cover. not those with the default and ugly ass font
annnnnd you're done!! sorry for my autocorrect stuff, my phone really be acting up nowadays 😍
(i hope you liked this AND THIS IS ALL A JOKE DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY...)
YOU ARE READING
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