(Date a live x reader) I asked to be isekai with every single power in existence

Oh Great I'm an Isekai character ain't I

AT ??????

//// Y/N Pov ////

"So your saying I'm dead correct"

Really white man "Correct your dead and I'm offering you to go any world with power of your choices"

"What the deal here huh thinking you can pull one over me"

Angel?? "No not at all I'm suggesting an reward for you bravery of stopping pregent lady death and her unborn child Death gave me an earfull about your actions" 

"So do i choose the world aswell or nah"

God?? "Ofcourse so what do you pick then Y/n"

" I want to be Terminator 1000 but much stronger like copying powers or thinking of weapons"

God" The liquid one your pretty much asking for everything then but I could care less how much power I give it not like you could do much harm to the worlds"

"Another question before i say the world old man does it matter if I'm good or not"

God "Nope not an single worry about that you could be rotten to the bone I only worry for the world you choose if your asking that question"

"Alright then old man i want to go to the Date alive universe"

God "Good luck then boy"

As I was surrounded by blue energy then blacked out 

/////// Timeskipped by Hit //////////

I finally gained sense back I was falling wait was I naked aswell 

"So old man really took it seriously wait an minute I could change to someone who strong enough to brace impact Frieza No too short wait an minute his sadly noncannon brother"

Cooler cooler cooler as i kept shouting it inside of my mind 

*BOOM*

"Wait an minute that was an long ass fall hopefully no one complains or about this grammer"

"Oh I'm also Cooler DOPE" I shouted in enjoyment 

?? "Stop there spirit" Oh great there already here to ruined the fun 

As I turned oh shit in the anime there was like 6 along with origami did i give so much energy they sent like 30 of these mecha stripper honestly who designed these 

"However much there paying you it isn't enough to wear those" as I broke into laughter they look pissed 

?? "I agree with him too" as chatter between them broke out along with agreement  

Commander "enough fall into postion prepared to die spirit" b

welp guess this is where that blue hair bitch boy appears 

...

"where the hell is he"

As i scouted around there tobiichi I'll ask her  

"Yo Tobiichi where the blue hair bitch boy"

??? "who are you how you know about shido"

"Typical responce but anyways I heard he had reputation of saving spirits and I was hoping to see how he handles this HOW WILL HE PROTECT ME"

They really said fucked this honestly I'll do it myself 

"I'll give you the count of 10 to say your prayers"

???:HUH

"10"

"9"

"8"