what if i take your head off

your neck

who's the barbie now, bitch?

bro his name sounds like he

got beheaded in the french

revolution

you're only delivering him his

destiny

GIULIA HUMPHREY

LMAOOO

honest to god i'm so tired of

men

literally me, all the time

like

why do men exist

like no hate to will

but i need men to stop talking

GIULIA HUMPHREY

wilbur >> every other man

except when he's in "a mood"

also on that note never play

monopoly with will when

he's on he's in said "mood"

GIULIA HUMPHREY

i wouldn't even play monopoly

with will if he WASN'T

in "a mood"

dude he's a MENACE during

game nights

GIULIA HUMPHREY

wilbur is always a menace

screenshotted!

GIULIA HUMPHREY

NOOO

sent to the blackmail file

GIULIA HUMPHREY

BLACKMAIL'S ILLEGAL

I'LL SUE

ok little miss if i was a rich girl

by gwen stefani

GIULIA HUMPHREY

actually the song is just called rich

girl

oh my god who CARES

GIULIA HUMPHREY

i do?!?!!?

you don't get to diss miss stefani AND

me at the same time??

mmm i think i do

GIULIA HUMPHREY

wrong

i've decided work is more important

since you have the audacity to insult

gwen renée stefani

what?!?!

wait im sorry

im sorry

giulia please

GIULIA HUMPHREY

nope. too late.

[GIULIA HUMPHREY] went offline

giulia.

giulia please

GIULIAAA




a/n: oohoohoo we're getting a little too close to the chapter that i haven't finished yet *nervous laughter*


anyway,

have a good time, eat some healthy food, get some sleep


all with time, my friends.

- patchyshack

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