We drank 3 beers each and me being a light weight I was tipsy.. when im drunk I get act like a drunk sorority girl but when im tipsy i act funny stupid.

Santana: hey Sapo do realize how handsome you are in my eyes.. like to me you are more handsome than young Benjamin Bratt and he was sexy as fuck.. like in my eyes you're hotter than him (this mofo was my first crush everrrr he is from blood in blood out)

 like in my eyes you're hotter than him (this mofo was my first crush everrrr he is from blood in blood out)

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Sapo: the guy that played Paco from blood in blood out?

Santana: yeah him you're better looking than him and to 10 year old me he was so good looking 

Sapo: ok Santana are you drunk? you would never say something like that?

Santana: ok you know what I may be drunk but everything I say is true like how much I wanna fuck you.. like truthfully I like both you and Sad Eyes but I like you more

Sapo: you like me more? wait you like me?

Santana: of course I like you.. I wanna have your kids and your last name hey what is your last name? whats your real name?

Sapo: its Ezekiel Pacheco

Santana: damn Ezekiel? thats a nice name.. 

Sapo: thank you..

Santana: do you wanna put those condoms to good use before we get tacos?

Sapo: i mean you're drunk so I dont think it'll count as consent it okay we can do it any other time cmon lets go get tacos.. after that beer I know you're hungry

Santana: yeah you're right I am.. but trust me we will do it tomorrow spend the night at my place after tacos.

Sapo: are you sure you want me to come over?

Santana: yes im sure ok lets go get tacos

After we ordered the tacos i threw up he got me a water and helped me sober up

Sapo: do you still want to spend the night at your place?

Santana: oh if you want too im cool sharing a bed

Sapo: oh shit for real?

Santana: well yeah if you want to come over sure we can watch a movie and you can sleep with me in my bed are you okay with that or do you want to go home? im just saying cause its late

Sapo: im cool at your house so if were serious about me spending the night were you serious bout you wanting my kids? if you want em i can give em to you ma

Santana: oh my god I said that? oh god well im still down if you are

Sapo: i mean well yeah.. I can give Ale brothers and sisters

We got our tacos and ate and talked and than he drove us back to my place and it was really late so of course everyone was awake waiting for me

Toxicó: where the hell have you been? do you know what time it is? I was worried sick? we thought something happened to you you cant do that to us? now because of you I dont want kids

Santana: because of me? what did I do?

Toxicó: you aren't my kid and you have me acting like your worried father imagine how imma be with my kids when they're 17. you ruined kids for me

Santana: oh well you're welcome.. ok well we're going to my room see in the morning goodnight

hermosa: ok Santana get it girl..

Bajita: WEAR A CONDOM

Sapo: WE WILL

Guerito: no, no lo harás porque ustedes no estarán haciendo una mierda

Santana: we wont do anything.. not tonight anyways

we looked at each other and smiled, he smiled so wide, i grabbed his hand and pulled him to my room, Ale was sleeping in his crib, I put on Mi Vida Loca and I started realizing the movie was kinda similar to my life.. In the movie 2 girls Mousie and Sad Girl (LMAOOO WAIIIT I JUST REALIZED SAD GIRL AND SAD EYES AS I WAS WRITING SAD GIRL) both fight over this guy, they were best friends but they ended up falling for the same guy and started hating each other, they both had his kids. His death brought them together again. Two guys were hating each other because of me and me being shot got them to be nice to each other until I felt better. I thought it was funny. I didn't wanna seem weird so I just smiled. I looked at him and he was dozing off, he tried fighting his tiredness but he couldn't and it was cute.

Santana: Ezekiel?

Sapo: hm?

Santana: you can go to sleep.

Sapo: no no im okay.. im watching the movie with you..

He was wide awake again but only for a few minutes I could feel him dropping his head, i looked at him and started laughing, he looked at me with a confused face

Santana: go to sleep I can turn off the tv and go to sleep with you. im tired anyway

Sapo: ok than

Santana: goodnight

I gave him a kiss on his lips and saw him smile before I turned off the tv, I closed my eyes and turned my back towards him and felt him move closer, he grabbed my waist and pulled it towards him, as he grunted, he started cuddling me, and he started light snoring. I turned my whole body towards him with his arms not letting go of me and I could see a light from outside was shining on his face.. he was so handsome, and he's cute when he sleeps, I kissed him again and I could see a little smile form on his face, I put my face in his neck and fell asleep.

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