R.S: Dexter Dizznee!
A.R: What?
R.S: He's next.
A.R: Oh yeah.
D: Hi?
A.R: Hello there!
R.S: Just ask the first question.
A.R: What is something that makes you happy that someone you are close to finds weird?
D: Hm... iPhones. Sophie told me about this human contraption and I'm incredibly fascinated by it. Sophie thinks I'm overreacting, but how can a tiny rectangle reveal more secrets to me than anyone on the Black Swan?
R.S: ...Oh shit how does that work?
A.R: You literally have an iPhone...
R.S: That doesn't mean I know how it works!
A.R: We're literally on FaceTime 90% of the time- you know what, just ask your question.
R.S: Fine. Opinion on Fitz?
D: I don't dislike him as much now that I know neither of us have a chance with Sophie.
R.S: Right... Atlas, your go.
A.R: Out of the two youngest Vackers, which one would you prefer?
D: Can't decide, I have small feelings for both.
R.S: HA
A.R: THAT DOESN'T MEAN FEDEX IS BETTER
D: What the hell is FeDex?
*ray and atlas stare*
R.S: Next question!
A.R: This is gonna go terribly.
R.S: On a sclae from one to ten, how gay would you say you are? *under breath* because my gaydar is going off very loudly...
D: How do I build a "gaydar"?
R.S: You can't.
D: *under breath* I'll find a way... Anyways, I'm a solid 5/10.
A.R: Same...
R.S: Oh?
A.R: What's your opinion on Keefe?
D: He's in my top five of my attractive person list. It's the hair, dude.
R.S: Agreed.
A.R: Agreed.
R.S: Oh Dexy, it was a mistake to tell me you had a list...
D: Oh sh-
R.S: Give us everyone in the top five in order!
D: Lihn, Keefe, Biana, Fitz, Tam. Please never let this out, I will just cry.
R.S: Damn
A.R: What is your opinion of the councillors that are working with you?
D: I got councillors Noland and Clarett... they don't speak much, especially Noland, but when they do they don't really seem to care that I exist.
A.R: I mean I guess you are already used to being forgotten...
D: What-
A.R: What?
R.S: Wow. That's low, man. Especially for being kind of a Dex simp.
A.R: Silence child.
R.S: *uno reverse card* Anyways, how would you feel if you found out that in reality you're just a character from a book series that follows Sophie throughout her life journey in the Lost Cities?
D: I'd be pissed that the author left me out of half the story! But also, what?
R.S: Not what I was expecting but ok. I think we have one final question?
A.R: The final question, do you pour the milk before or after the cereal?
D: I don't eat cereal.
R.S: ... This interview is over. How dare you not eat breakfast soup.
A.R: MIRA!
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KotLC Interviews
Randommy friend and i got bored and started thinking of how kotlc characters would be like in an interview, or at least our versions of the characters. enjoy! we don't own any of the characters, they all belong to the one and only: shannon messenger
